Posted at 6:21 am on Jan 29, 2015 by:
Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion)
Only if you're a vampire who's probably feeling insecure in other areas.
Cole: "Welcome back to the Creature Wrestling 15th Anniversary Show!"
King: "And what a show it's been so far! Especially this main event!"
JBL: "My cup of nom noms has arrived just in time too!" *takes a sip, swishing it around, before reaching his hand into his mouth to remove some petrified pubes*
Cole: "Uhhh..."
King: "Ewww!"
*both Cole and King scoot away from JBL as he takes another sip*
In the ring, Gojinn was back up, having barely managed to kick out of the pin attempt. After having taken down Deadblood with an Olympic slam during a brief power struggle, the King focused his attention on the Lord of Blood again, stomping and kicking his back and side as he tried to get to his feet before delivering a knee drop to center of his back, flattening him to the mat!!!!!! Reaching down, he grabbed the Lord of Blood's foot to put him in an ankle lock, but before he could get the hold fully applied, Deadblood managed to get up and came up behind Gojinn, driving him down with an inverted DDT!!!!!!!!!
Cole: "Kizmat's lucky that Deadblood was there to stop that hold from being applied! No rope breaks in that cell!"
King: "Deadblood's lucky he was there to stop it! If Gojinn had caused Kizmat to submit, this match would have been over!"
JBL: "If Deadblood was smart, he would have let King Gojinn go ahead and win! It's foolish of him to try to extend this match any further!"
Deadblood might have saved Kizmat, but he wasn't getting back up himself, the move clearly an act of desperation. Kizmat was getting back up though and seeing both of his opponents down, he proceeded to run off of the ropes and landed back-first on both of them with a senton!!!!!!!!! Leaning his head back and sticking his ridiculously long tongue out for all to see, he hooked both of their legs, going for a double pin!!!!!!
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They both managed to kick out!!!
Cole: "A very cocky move by the Lord of Blood!"
King: "It almost worked too! What a huge accomplishment that would have been!"
JBL: "Almost is about as close as he's going to get with a win over King Gojinn!"
Rolling off of his opponents, Kizmat slid to the outside of the ring and reached under to drag out a table!!! Setting it up against the edge the ring, he got back into the ring just as both Deadblood and Gojinn were beginning to stand up, both exactly where he wanted them, near the ropes, by the table. Charging at them, he tried to nail them with a double clothesline to send them over onto the table, but they were ready for him, working together for a brief moment to lift him up and over the top rope!!!!!! Kizmat managed to land on the apron though, so Deadblood quickly kicked Gojinn in the gut to bend him over before throwing him head first between the top and middle ropes into Kizmat, both men falling onto the table in a heap, but not going through it!!!!!!!!! To fix that, Deadblood moved to the turnbuckle, hopping to top before leaping off onto both men with a moonsault, all three of them going through the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: "Oh my god! Not again!"
King: "I don't guess Deadblood will be the one who might need a stretcher this time at least!"
JBL: "He might still need a stretcher again before the night's over if King Gojinn has his way!"
Rolling off of his opponents and the debris of the table, Deadblood slowly climbed to his feet. Dragging Gojinn up, who was very out of it, Deadblood grabbed him by the back of the hair and raked his face across the steel mesh of the cell!!!!!! Still gripping his hair, he then bashed his head into the mesh a couple times before whipping him into the steel steps!!!!!!!!! With Gojinn in a seated position, Deadblood pressed his foot against Gojinn's throat, choking him against the steps!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: "Deadblood could have gone for a pin fall there, but he seems intent on dragging out his assault on his opponents now!"
King: "This could be a mistake on the champ's part! In a match like this, you should take every opportunity you can to get a win!"
JBL: "This is why Deadblood won't be champ for much longer! He's not playing it smart in there and someone smarter, like King Gojinn, is going to take advantage of that!"
Dragging Gojinn back up, Deadblood proceeded to whip him into the mesh this time before trying to kick the King in the side of the head to smash his head into the steel, but Gojinn moved and delivered a low blow to the double champion!!!!!! Standing, he then gave Deadblood a belly-to-back suplex, sending him crashing back first into the same section of mesh, rattling the cell!!!!!!!!! He pulled Deadblood up and appeared to be about to deliver the move again when Kizmat came around the corner of the ring, the other set of steel steps in hand, and charged at both Deadblood and Gojinn, using the steel steps like a battering ram to send his opponents completely through the section of steel mesh, completely snapping the section off, to the area outside of the cell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
