CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 3:21 am on Feb 4, 2015 by: Red Spyder

Let me get my chainsaw and I'll show you some real target practice...

Red struggled on the meat hook, desperately trying to free himself before Spade could throw that severed head. It was too late though, Spade winding his arm back and smashing the head right into the center of Red's face, further damaging his already broken nose!!!!!! Still holding onto the head, he next brought it up between Red's legs, driving it right into his crotch!!!!!!!!! Standing back, he finally threw the head like you would a bowling ball, but instead of it rolling along the floor, he aimed the head to fly up, striking Red in the gut, near where he was already impaled by the arm!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spade started looking for his next weapon as Red struggled even more to get free and that was when there was a sudden snap, as the chain holding the meat hook to the ceiling gave way, dropping Red to the floor, the arm and meat hook still in him!!!!!! At first, Red seemed to not realize what happened, but he quickly rose to his feet a moment later, just as Spade was ripping off the arm of another corpse!!! Knowing he only had a couple seconds at most before Spade would turn around, Red grabbed onto the arm that had impaled him and ripped it out of his gut, more of his blood pouring out of the hole!!!!!!!!! He paid no attention to the blood though, charging at the Unholy One just as he was turning around, stabbing the sharp bone of the arm into Spade's gut!!!!!!!!!!!! Lifting him up into the air as he gripped at the arm, eyes wide with pain, the arm he'd torn off a second before now on the floor, Red then slammed him down hard onto the floor, driving the arm deeper into Spade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cole: "Red Spyder has just completely turned the tables on Darkspade here!"

JBL: "I knew he would! There's nothing that Spade can do to Red that will keep him down for long!"

Placing a boot across Spade's throat, Red began to wrench the arm around until there was a crunch when the sharp piece of bone snapped off inside of Spade's gut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throwing the arm aside, Red pulled his boot away from Spade's throat only to begin stomping where the sliver of bone was embedded in the Unholy One, hoping to drive it deeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reaching back, Red grabbed onto the meat hook that was still in his shoulder and with a grunt, proceeded to rip it out as well, leaving another blood-oozing hole in his flesh!!!!!!!!!

Holding the meat hook tightly in one hand, Red swung down with it, piercing Spade's left leg!!!!!!!!!!!! Still holding onto the meat hook, he then started to drag it before picking up enough to speed to swing Spade into the air, sending him crashing into the wall, meat hook still in his leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slowly approaching Spade, who was possibly knocked out at that point after his collision with the wall, Red reached down to wrap a hand around Spade's throat and lifted him up, only to deliver the Taste of Wickedness, planting the Unholy One back down hard onto the floor, sending a spray of juice from all of the squishy human organs underneath him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With Spade down, Red went back over to where he'd found the key earlier and began to search. He didn't have to search too hard though for it had fallen almost right underneath the corpse he'd discovered the key in. Moving towards the hatch leading into the next compartment, he wiped some of the gore off of the key before plunging it into the lock and turning it, receiving a click. Throwing the hatch open, he took one look at Spade, who was still down on the floor, before climbing into compartment number three.