CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 1:24 am on Apr 18, 2015 by: Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)

I think the suffering for both of us just got a lot worse.

Red wasn't even sure what was happening at first as the shark dragged them under, violently pulling them back and forth in the water!!! Looking down, he could see Spade's hands clamped tightly around his leg and below Spade, in a cloud of blood, the shark! Red tried to kick his right leg at Spade's face, having trouble landing any blows as the shark seemed to be changing direction in the water every couple of seconds!!!!!

The shark suddenly released Spade's leg though and more desperate to catch a breath of air at that moment than drowning Red, Spade let go of Red's leg, allowing both men to swim to the surface. For those few moments on the surface as they caught their breath and watched for the shark to come back up, they ceased fighting. It was difficult to see in the water, dirtied by their blood as well as the juices from the corpses. And then the water began to turn brown, the smell of shit filling the chamber, causing both the Guardian of Wickedness and the Unholy One to begin gagging!!!!!!!!

King: "Did the shark just poop in the water or is Goldy in there now?!"

Cole: "I think it was the shark, Jerry! This match just got even more difficult for those two!"

King: "What kind of shark is that anyway? A tiger shark?"

JBL: "More like a diper shark!"

Ignoring the smell, Red leapt over at Spade, wrapping both hands around his neck, choking him and hoping that the shark would come back for him, leaving Red to simply have to find the key again!!!!!!!! Spade quickly reacted though and reached for the hole caused by the hook in Red's neck, digging his finger in and digging around, causing him to scream in pain, but instead of releasing Spade, he tightened his grip!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red was forced to release Spade however when the shark resurfaced and bit Red in his left side, dragging him back under the water, leaving Spade on the surface to again catch his breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the shark distracted with trying to eat Red, Spade then took the opportunity to swim back down to the bottom of the chamber where the key had hopefully fallen again rather than ending up in the shark's belly. He struggled to swim with his highly damaged leg and he could see the shark still dragging Red around, thick ribbons of blood streaming through the water behind them!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once he was to the bottom of the chamber, he began to feel through the filth that had settled to the bottom of the chamber, fortunately finding the key quickly. Making sure Red nor the shark were coming for him again, Spade made his way to the hatch and stuck the key in, turning it. Pulling the hatch open wasn't nearly as easy though, the suction holding it shut!!! Not wanting to waste more time going up for more air, Spade grabbed onto the handle of the hatch and pulled as hard he could, risking drowning so that he could finally escape that damn chamber!

The hatch began to finally give a little and then it popped open the rest of the way, the water starting to drain out, sucking Spade out with it, quickly followed by the cameraman!!!!! Where they landed though wasn't another chamber, at least not a chamber like any other they'd been in so far. After Spade managed to pull himself out of the stream of water that was pouring into the new location, he glanced around as he caught his breath. It was a city, abandoned seemingly long ago. He was in the street, the filthy water washing away the dust and dirt that had accumulated in the street, making the water even filthier. There were rusted, useless cars in the street too, but no signs of life beyond himself and the cameraman. And then there was the hatch itself. It wasn't attached to any surface. There was just the opening of the hatch in the middle of the sky, as if the hole had appeared in thin air as soon as he'd opened the hatch!!!!!!!!

It wasn't long before Red came out of the chamber himself, the water washing him away from Spade. As the last of the water emptied from the chamber, the shark came with it. It didn't hit the street though, a hook still attached to its chain jabbed through its gills like a big fishing hook, the sudden stop in mid-air ripping the side of the shark open slightly, blood dripping down onto the wet street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spade didn't know if Red had put the hook in the shark or the shark had managed to hook itself.

As Red stood up himself, coughing up some of the disgusting water, he held his left side in pain with his right arm, deep, bleeding gouges in his flesh where the shark had bitten him. Unexpectedly though, he began to laugh as he realized exactly where they were: the Gate of Wickedness!