Cole: This is incredible and what's more incredible is WITH NO contract obligations WHAT-SO-EVER- if you JOIN CWNET this month for an insane low price of only $9.99... [KING INTERRUPTS]

King: Whooo that's the same price as my monster drink - gulp - right here!

Cole: .... price of $9.99 you get a limited edition "GIVE ME SOME CUP OF NOM NOMS" T-shirt!!! COMPLETELY FREE!!!!!


((JBL then unbuttons his white dress shirt to expose a section of his undergarment showing that he was wearing the "GIVE ME SOME CUP OF NOM NOMS" T-Shirt with Seer's face right beneath the lettering.....



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Back to the match!!!

For as the debacle ensured... the camera witnessing the events from the outside then circles around the Hell in a Cell..... with the arena, full of the greatest wrestling fans on planet Earth, on their feet!!!! Then- with a sudden clash of titans between legends: Gojinn and Deadblood- did the view shift back inside of the ring!

Deadblood had King in a tight grip but in an effortless transition did Gojinn whip around DB and snapped him like a twig with a punishing back arch suplex!!! The senior Ref checked secured a position for observing a pin- but Gojinn decides that in order to insure that punishment IS inflicted to IT'S MAX-- he grabs a hold of DB's left arm and spun around it with Gojinn's right leg - before dropping his knee straight downward.... the othodox move was well calculated in that the intense strain uncoupled DB's left arm from out of it's socket!!!! DEADBLOOD SCREAMED IN AGONY AND ROLLED SIDE TO SIDE WHILE HOLDING HIS LEFT ARM!!!! The King replied with a grin but then it was as if the floodgates of RAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE opened wide.... that Kizmat was not only on his feet again- but he comes at Gojinn with a high knee that looked from outside of the Cage to be a freight train slamming head-first into a truck!!



Gojinn obviously was derailed-- but Kizmat, with that long ass tongue of his flopping back and forth like a rabid mad dog, SNAPS AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE DOES.... MAKE SURE THAT YOU BRACE YOURSELF FOR BIG FONTS AND INCREDIBLE INDECIPHERABLE WORDS THAT MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN.........


SCREAMING YOU MOTHAR FUCEERRRRRRRRRRR I GONNNA KIILLL YEAHAHHAHAHAHS !!!1 KIZMA TUNS G SCOOPPS GOJINN YUPS OVER HIS GOD DAMN SOULED AND RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSNSNSNNSNSNSNSNSNSSNS S FURIOUSLY STRAIGHT OMFFFFFFFFGGGGGG GHOLTY SHIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FOR THE LOVE OF NOM NOMSSS.... GOIJOINNSS OMG.. OH OOPS... YEAH GOJINN'S HEAD RICHOTCHETS OFF OF THE FUCKING MESH FAce furst OMFG HES BLEEEDING LIKE HEELLLLLLL... KIZMAT HOWLS LIKE A MAD ANIMEL AND THEN AS THE FONT GOES UP A LEVEL SO DOES MY HEART RATE WHILE RITOIGHT THIS MASTERPIECE OF PAIN!!!! OH FUCKER HER COMES DEADFUCKINGBLOOD!!!!!! DEAD RUNS WITH A SLIDING KICK SENNDANING THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD OF BLOOD FALLIN DOWN LIK A TON... OH FUCKL THAT KIZMAT GRABS DEAD BY THE ANKLE SENFDOING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT !!!! KIZMAT IS ONTOP OF DDEAD LIKE LUSUS ON SEER AND THEN PUMBLES THE CHAMP DEAD CHANGES POSITUON.... (Could say something but I better keep this Rated-PG)...... AND TAKES AHOLD OF KIMAT'S BIG ASS HEAD AND DRRIVVVESSS THE LORFD'D OF HEADS INTO THE MATH!!!! YES 1+1=5..... THINGS GETS A LITTLE MORE SERIURS AS THE FONT LEVELS UP... AND KING OF GOJAM KICKS THE HELL OUTTA DB AND SNEDING HIM OFF OF KIZZY.... THE REF IS SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISABLEEIF BUT KIZZY IS UP AGAIN... SLOPPYINGLY TURNS GOJINN AROUNDS AND SENDINGS HIM UP AND FLYUINNNNNNNGGGG BACKWARD IN A PUNISHING SWITCH HEIST SUPLEX WHICH DEMOLISHES THE KING OF YOU ALL!!!!!! KISSY THEN IS PULLING HIS HEAIR OUT OF HIS SCALP REALIZING THAT.... YES... YOU CAN GO SUPER SAYIN KISSY 90000 WITH THIS NEXT TIER.....

SIZIING UP DEAD KIZMATS RIIPSSS HIS SHIRT COMPLELY OFF EXPOSING HIS SERPANTINE TATOOO ACROSS HIS BACK AND ARUUND TOO DA CHEST!!!1 DEAD IS WHOOBBLY AS AS WELL AS YOU ARE READING THIS... KIZMAT RUNS FFULLLLLLL SPEEAD BUT DEAD DODGES WITH A SUDDEN RROOOLLLL AND BOUNCES OFFF THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING ROPEESSSSS KIZMAT RICHOTCHES OFF OF THE OTHER SIDEEEEE AND WITH DEAD SPRINGING INTO THE FUCCKING AIR HE SNAP MARES THE LOOOORRDDDDD OF FUCKING BLOOD MAKIING THE ENTIEEEEEEE HELL IN THE FUCKING CELLL SHAKE AND PROMPLEY TAKING KIZZY OUT OF COMISUION AND INFLATING THE FONTS.......

Oh hi... as the font clears up, what we see are KIZMAT in a fetal position and on the edge of the apron, completely obliterated.... Dead is starting to rise.... whist the King is also OUT COLD!! With that said, Dead identifies that the King is OUT!! and with a sudden lunge.... Dead springs into action - rolls Gojinn over and onto his back - locks his right leg!!! with the entire ring screaming....... the Ref runs slides and SLAMS HIS HAND RIGHT DOWN FOR THE.....

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Cole: TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL!!!