MC: Deadblood and Kizmat are neck-and-neck!!
JBL: WELL OF COURSE THEY ARE!!! MY GOD THIS IS FOR THE GREATEST CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS DAM SPORT!
MC: I get shivers down my spine every time I am around those belts, what could Kizmat be feeling right now!?
King: Oh I KNOW I FEEL SOMETHING ALRIGHT.... [pulls out a BRAND NEW CW Product]
JBL Give me that! [snatches the box and looks at it] OH MY! It's Lusūses... the condoms for old perverts!!!! [takes out his ding dong and slips it on!!!]
**Jerry Lawler uses a magnifying glass to see it and then helps slip it on**
King: My! it even comes with yellow ooze for that sudden long-lasting sensation!!!
Back to the events in the ring
Then suddenly........
The entire arena is in an uproar!!! And from the curtains emerges forth the CreatureWrestling Owner himself..... Alexander Arcane! Kizmat did not let go of his gaze upon the titles and upon the champion-- but once Alex entered the ring, Kizmat turned everso slightly to focus on the pesky human.....
Alexander Arcane: [grins] The Looooooooooooooooooord of Blood.... dear dear Kizmat. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into [Alex points to Deadblood]. At first it was quite amusing that you came slithering back to CreatureWrestling after being shafted from the ending of MY MortalWrestling.... and it was quite amusing how you LOST to the DOMINATE... THE REIGNING..... THE ABSOOOOOOOOOOOOLUTE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF YOU ALL. Ha ha ha ha ha. But instead of taking the hint... taking the greeting card and hugs with kisses.... you come back and interfere in quite possibly is the GREATEST MATCH that CreatureWrestling has ever had..... and meddling in MY CHAMPION'S EVENTUAL VICTORY against a self-proclaimed King. [smiles devlishly] Awh. You DO feel it? The power of the belts resonates deeply inside of you.... it's an intoxicating high to say the least, does it make sense to you now? Oh Lord of Blood? That MY empire will GRO.....
JBL: OMG I DROPPED MY CUP OF NOM NOMS!!!!!!
KIZMAT HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!!1 THE LORRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OF BLOOD FUCKING SNAPS AND THE FONT METER GOESSSSS SUP AND UP AND UPSSS BUT ALEX GOES DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN IN A DEVASTATING CHOCKSLAM.... THE CW MEGAVERSE IS SCREAMMMMMMMMMING!!!!...
