CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 4:32 am on Apr 24, 2016 by: Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)

You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well... nobody knows. But the saw... the saw is family.

"Why'd you do it, Red?" Deadblood asked, still not entirely sure where he was in the shadows. "I would have thought you'd consider changing your ways after what happened with Lilith."

"You clearly don't know me as well as you think you do," Red said, finally stepping forward from the shadows. The grin on his blood-spattered face was one of pure ill intent. "What are you even supposed to be? Some kind of superhero? I've fought and killed bigger and badder than either of you. Believe me when I say leaving the two of you dead in this alley with this whore won't mean a thing to me!"

As soon as the Guardian of Wickedness started to draw his chainsaw, DB brought the barrel of the sawed-off shotgun close to Red's chest and fired. Despite the resulting blast tearing a gooey, smoking hole through Red's midsection, the big man barely took a step back.

"I'LL TURN YOU INTO MY DINNER!" he said, swinging the revving chainsaw at Deadblood's head before he could reload for another shot.

DB rolled out of the way as the chainsaw swept over him where his neck would have been seconds before. He noticed Sheri hadn't budged from her spot so he gave her a good shove as he leaped to his feet.

"Dammit, Sheri, GO!" DB said, following behind her when she finally budged.

He was reminded of that night they ran through the alleys from Gojinn and CP-ZERO. At least they didn't have a cyborg chasing them again, though Red was about as big as CP-ZERO had been.

Grabbing Sheri's shoulders, DB guided her out of the alley and across the street right into the entrance of an abandoned high school. He knew Red wasn't far behind, the shriek of his chainsaw and his laughs echoing throughout the alleyways.

Slipping into the first room they came to, a library, they hid behind an empty, wooden bookshelf.

"Sheri?" Deadblood said, noticing that she seemed to be staring off into space again. "Are you okay?"

He touched her shoulder, but she didn't respond. In fact, for someone who just ran from a chainsaw-wielding psychopath, other than breathing heavily, she was completely calm. Maybe it was shock.

The sound of the chainsaw suddenly came to a stop and Red said, "Class is in session, kids! Today's lesson: the effects a chainsaw has on the human body! We can begin just as soon as you come out of hiding!"

A moment later, DB heard Red kick the doors of the library open, shattering what was left of the glass. Giving Sheri one last shake, he stepped out into the open, knowing he'd have to face Red alone unless Sheri snapped out of it.

"I'm right here, asshole, but it's you who's about to learn a lesson!" DB said, realizing that the hole in Red's midsection was almost completely healed, just a small hole left.

"And where's your pretty, little girlfriend?" Red asked, reaching down to grope the monster beef. "If you'd like, I can let you live just long enough to hear her scream my name in both pleasure and agony!"

"Sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to be the only one screaming tonight!" Deadblood said before drawing his dual revolvers and firing multiple shots at Red, most seeming to hit their mark.

With a scream not of pain but of rage, Red charged forward while starting his chainsaw up again. Before he could get close, DB used the telekinesis he still drew from Sheri through the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championship to send another bookshelf crashing into Red.

The Guardian of Wickedness stumbled before falling over, the bookshelf landing on top of him, though unfortunately, he didn't land on the chainsaw. DB knew this because seconds later, sawdust flew through the air as Red used the chainsaw to cut through the bookshelf until he could push the remains off of him.

"Fancy," Red said, sitting up. "Let me show you mine!"

DB saw what Red meant as a large orb of Wickedness formed in Red's hands that he then launched at DB. He hit the floor as the energy sailed over him with an electric crackle, leaving burns on other bookshelves, tables, and chairs before exploding against a brick wall.

He wondered if he could tap into Red's energy. Without the Absolute Undisputed Championship, it wasn't as easy to pull off, but he'd certainly had plenty of practice by that point.

Before either Deadblood or Red could climb to their feet to resume their battle, Sheri calmly walked out from behind the bookshelf DB left her behind. She scanned the room with her eyes until she found DB, staring at him...