Posted at 12:38 am on May 24, 2016 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
The kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt and they couldn't get it out! (MA)
Even though Sheri probably suspected that Red was jerking off in the bathroom, he actually did just need to piss. However, once he washed his hands, he opened their medicine cabinet and began poking around. Finding nothing of interest, not even some male enhancement pills, he checked the cabinet under the sink.
"What a boring couple," Red said, shutting the cabinet before leaving the bathroom.
He considered sneaking upstairs to their bedroom. He knew Sheri had a big collection of shoes, but what else did she possibly collect? The monster beef stirred at the thought. He could hear them still talking in the dining room about Santa Mira and Scrivens. They probably wouldn't figure out for a while that he was roaming around their house.
At the bottom of the stairs, he glanced in their living room and saw that they had a DVD collection. A movie collector himself, he decided to take a look. It turned out to be smaller than his and he was disappointed to see it contained far fewer horror movies.
"Completely boring!" Red said, hoping they at least had more beer for him.
Before he could leave the living room, he noticed a cardboard box hidden underneath the sofa. Expecting to just be more junk, he slid the box out for a peek and was shocked to see the words 'All Anal All Night 7' inside.
"Now this is what I'm talking about!" he said, sitting down in the floor in front of the box like a kid in front of a tree at Christmas. "'Big Dicks N Big Asses 5'. Seen it! 'Cruise Ship Sluts 10'. Seen it! 'Amateur MILF Adventures 2'. Oooh, might have to borrow that one!"
Red continued digging through the porn stash, setting a few of the movies aside that interested him the most. The monster beef was really starting to come to life, but he wasn't stroking it, yet.
"Deadblood, Sheri, whose movies are these?" he asked. "'Two Mouths, One Cock 19'. Ssssssssseen it!"
