Posted at 5:32 am on Jul 13, 2016 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it.
Deadblood and Sheri were only too eager to accept Red's beers. Red hadn't heard the bad news yet and he didn't seem to think a thing of there being only one bed.
"The Garden of Eden?" Sheri asked, taking a long swig of her beer, hoping Red planned to share more than one considering the brewery's worth he decided to bring along. "I thought you were making that up, Deadblood."
DB said nothing, simply sitting back on the squeaky, questionably clean bed to nurse his own beer. Red started out by explaining just how exactly he ended up in league with Lilith and the forced impregnation of Angel. When he got to the part about the Garden of Eden and defeating Lilith, DB quickly realized Red's version of events made it sound like he did most of the work to stop her. DB made no attempt to correct Red, not wishing to hear anymore arguing for the day.
By the time Red was finished with his tale, Sheri not only believed DB wasn't lying, she said, "Now I'm kind of glad I was kidnapped by the company."
"At least you don't remember what happened," DB said, taking in the last of his beer. "I'm pretty sure I'm never going to forget what I witnessed at the Garden of Eden. Lilith... ugh..."
DB looked ill suddenly and Red decided there was only solution to that. Cracking open three more beers, he passed two off to DB and Sheri again.
"So how did you two meet?" Red asked, sitting back down in his chair across from the bed. "I'm serious. You seem pretty close, so I'm guessing it wasn't in the back room of a sex shop."
