Posted at 4:14 am on Jun 12, 2016 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.
"Oh I'm sure," Deadblood said, getting closer to the office. "I don't care if the beds have blood and piss stains. I need a fucking break." He didn't specify what exactly he needed a break from.
At the car, Red took his time getting out, stretching before cracking open a beer and quickly downing the whole can. Letting out a loud burp, he noticed a woman in tight, small clothes, her tits and ass jiggling with even the slightest movement. Wiping the remains of meatball subs from his mouth before smiling at her, he figured she might be some fun later, for both his monster beef and knife.
"I need two rooms," DB said to the manager at the desk, reaching for his wallet.
"We only have one, but it's a double," the manager said, puffing on a cheap cigar.
DB looked at Sheri, who was already shaking her head before she said, "No way we're sharing a room with Red. No. Fucking. Way."
Sheri didn't have to say anything else. Turning back to the manager, DB said, "We'll take it."
When Deadblood and Sheri emerged from the front office a couple minutes later, Red was pissing behind a bush. They ignored him and went to the trunk of the car to retrieve their luggage.
"They only had one room," DB said, shutting the trunk before following Sheri to the room. "See you tomorrow, Red."
Quickly zipping up the monster beef and running after them, Red said, "Where the hell am I supposed to sleep then?"
"I'm sure you'll figure something out," Sheri said, noticing the same bimbo Red noticed before. She shuddered at the thought of Red spending the night with her, though better her than them.
"Wait, wait, wait," Red said, quickly moving to step in front of them and block their path. "Is this about the roadkill? I'm sorry I pointed it out! I didn't know you were about to stop to eat!"
"That's only the tip of the iceberg," DB said before he and Sheri stepped around the Guardian of Wickedness, almost to their room.
Red didn't give up and while continuing to follow them, said, "Come on, let me stay with you! I promise to be on my best behavior! It'll almost be like I'm not even there! I'll even let you have a couple of my beers!"
Deadblood stopped and he looked at Sheri, who rolled her eyes while letting out a loud sigh. Turning back around to face Red, he said, "Okay, but let's establish some rules first. Number one, no more running your mouth constantly." Red mimicked zipping his mouth shut. "Number two, no leaving your beer cans all over the room. Put them them in the trashcan." Red shrugged, wiggling the empty beer can between two fingers. "And most importantly, number three, if your dick comes out anywhere in that room other than the bathroom to piss in the toilet, I'm going to slice it off. Got it?"
Instinctively covering his crotch, Red said, "Yes, sir! I'll go fetch the beer!"
He ran back to the car as Sheri unlocked the room's door. Her jaw fell open as she peered in and she said, "What the hell? I thought that asshole said it was a double?"
