Posted at 6:22 am on Aug 8, 2016 by:
Sheri Stull
Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!
Sheri narrowed her eyes at the sex shop comment, but took another swallow of beer instead of tossing a nasty comment Red’s way for the moment.
“Former coworkers. Did a job together for The Company,” Deadblood answered for her, glad to talk about something other than Lilith and the repulsive things he’d witnessed in the Garden of Eden. “Things went sideways with The Company and they sent her to make sure I didn’t renege on my contract. Long story short, she tried to kill me, nearly suceeded, I turned it around on her, and here we are now.”
Red lifted an eyebrow at that, looking from Deadblood to Sheri and back again.
“Huh. I can’t say THAT was what I expected. So, technically a fight to the death turned out to be pretty much foreplay for the two of you. You know, we all did tussle back at the school and all...” Red leered, as Sheri gave a mental wrench to Red’s can, tearing it out of his hand. He shrugged, and reached for another.
“I wouldn’t say it was simple as that, Red.” Deadblood said, as Sheri tossed her own can and took another, apperently on a mission to get drunk enough that Red’s comments would be more tolerable. “What about you and Angel?”
“Yeah, this I’d like to hear.” Sheri said, turning towards Red with some interest. “How exactly did you manage to not only snag a girlfriend, but wind up a contender for Father of the Year to boot?”