Posted at 4:20 am on Aug 23, 2016 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
You could have been comin' instead of goin'!
Red raised his big hands as if surrendering and said, "Okay! Calm your... um... self."
Turning off the dusty lamp, Red climbed into the bed next to Deadblood.
After a couple moments of awkward silence, he said, "Well, good night."
"Night, Red," DB said with a sigh.
Complete silence followed outside of the occasional noise from another room. DB didn't know how long he laid there for. He was pretty sure Red was asleep and he fortunately didn't seem to be a snorer. He wasn't sure if Sheri was asleep and he didn't dare try speaking to her. If Red heard them speaking, he probably wouldn't shut up again for the rest of the night.
DB eventually dozed off despite the uncomfortable circumstances. He didn't know how long he'd been asleep for when he woke back up. It was still dark in the room. Something was touching his toned ass, squeezing gently. It couldn't have been Sheri because she was laying on her side away from him. That only left Red. DB realized then that not only was Red's hand on his ass, his head was resting against him.
"RED, GET THE FUCK UP!" DB shouted, unable to deal with the bizarre cuddling any longer.
Even before Red started moving, Deadblood was moving for the foot of the squeaky bed. Jumping off the end, he turned the lamp back on.
"Get up and get OUT!" DB said, yanking open the room's flimsy door.
Sheri sat up in the bed, looking at DB before looking at Red. Red was struggling to get off of the low mattress, almost falling to the stained carpet before he was to his feet.
"What, man?" Red said, again raising his hands. "I didn't touch her!"
"Out! NOW!" DB said, pointing into the night. "I don't care where you sleep, but it's not going to be anywhere in this room!"
"Oh come on!" Red said, rolling his dark eyes, still keeping his hands in the air. "Who doesn't enjoy a little snuggling while they sleep? If the monster beef touched you, I'm sorry!"
"Dude, seriously, get the fuck out!" DB said, getting madder with each word that came out of Red.
"Fine, have it your way!" Red said, moving for the door. "But if my back hurts tomorrow, I'm blaming you!"
"I don't care about your back!" DB said, considering Red lucky he didn't make good on the threat to put him in a wheelchair.
As soon as Red was through the door, DB slammed it shut and relocked it. Red didn't dare stand outside begging to be let back inside.
