Oh, he's been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball. (MA)
"WHAT THE FUCK RED? PUT IT DOWN, NOW!" Sheri screamed, hurrying from the dining room to the living room where she mentally yanked the DVD case out of his hand, whacking him in the head with it. Red stood back up, hands out in a pacifying manner.
"What?! I just thought we all could talk about movies! Jesus Sheri, no need to get all bent out of shape over Deadblood's porn stash! He's a man! We have needs!"
Deadblood hurried to the dining room, hearing the commotion, almost bowling over a furious Sheri who was looking very much like she'd set fire to her own living room just to be rid of Red Spyder.
"Champ, get him out of here, I want him gone! Dinner's done, it's time to go!" She shouted, as Deadblood looked over to Red, who shrugged.
"Didn't mean to get you in trouble with your lady, DB." Red said, as he turned away from the sofa and started drunkenly towards the door. "I guess some women just don't like the idea of watching porn."
"Actually, it's hers." Deadblood said, answering without thinking. Sheri turned on him, eyes blazing as he realized his mistake. Red grinned wickedly, looking at Sheri with an all new appreciation.
"So it's YOURS! Oh, that's even better! So, what did you think about ALL ANAL ASSASSINS, Part 3?" Red asked gleefully, as Sheri scowled, pointing towards the front door.
"You. Can. Go. Now." She said, biting each word off harshly, clearly trying to keep a hold of herself to not accidentally catch the house on fire.
"FINE, we can talk about movies on our road trip! It'll help pass the time. I'll see you two later. And oh, Deadblood," Red turned to him and made a big show of giving him two thumbs up as he let himself out the front door, leaving him to deal with Sheri's wrath.
"Look, I'm sorry I-" he started, as she snatched up Two Mouths, One Cock 19 from where it'd fallen and shoved it back into the box. Sheri frowned, thinking that there seemed to be a case missing. "Hey, it is yours, I mean, there isn't anything wrong with that Sher-"
"I am going to bed. I am going to fucking bed." She said through gritted teeth, as she shoved the box back under the sofa. "You still owe me Dorsia when this is all over, too."
Deadblood was about to argue that she'd smacked Red with a DVD case, and thus not held up her end of the bargain when he thought better of it.
