Posted at 3:09 am on Sep 1, 2015 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
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"Men," Sheri retorted. "I bet you'd feel differently if your little wrestling outfit had some color to it besides black. Maybe some blues and greens?"
"Oh my god. No. I'm not changing my ring gear." Deadblood moved on to look at another mower. "What about this one? It's even green."
She moved to stand next to him. "Hmm, I don't like the shape of it. What will the neighbors think?"
"The neighbors? Who gives a shit what the neighbors think?" He threw his hands up in frustration.
"You live in the suburbs now, Champ," Sheri said. "You have to consider your neighbors when choosing things like this."
They eventually decided on a mower that they could both agree on. It was red, but Sheri muttered something about painting it green herself.
Continuing to browse, Deadblood stopped in front of a section of grills. "One of these would be fun. It'd be a good way for you to mix up our meals."
"So would one of these." She was looking at some patio furniture directly across the aisle from the grills. "What do you think of this set?"
He turned around to look. "Well, the table's nice, but it says it comes with pool chairs too. We don't have a pool."
"Then we should get a pool too," she said. "Why not?"
"Pools cost a lot of money. You seem to think I get paid far more than I do as an Undisputed Champion." He glanced at some of the other sets, hoping to find one without pool chairs to draw her away from that idea. "Do you even swim?"
"I would if we had a pool." She looked over at him with a grin. "Besides, there's plenty you can do in a pool that doesn't involve swimming."
He had nothing else to say, knowing exactly what she meant and not about to try to convince her that he didn't like those ideas.
"What else should we look into?" he asked. "Maybe a trampoline?"
