Posted at 2:20 am on Jun 26, 2016 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
Might be a new beginning, but the monster hasn't forgotten about my Angel!
"Spade, old buddy!" Red said, raising his hands to show that he meant no harm. "What kind of attitude is this to greet family with?"
"Let's get something straight right NOW, dickhead!" Darkspade said, grabbing Red by the collar of his shirt and shoving him up against an old, thick tree. "We're NOT buddies and we sure as FUCK aren't family! You're a raping, murdering, piece of shit douchebag and if my granddaughter weren't watching us right now from inside, AWAY FROM YOU, I would cut your head off! So. Fuck. Off. And DON'T come back!"
"Oh Spade, I love it when you talk dirty to me!" Red said with a wink. "So Angel's here you said?"
Red shoved Spade away to get out of his grip and approached the Death Family Manor, peering up at its many windows.
"Angel, daddy's here to see you!" Red said, hoping at least she would be happy to see him. "And I brought chocolates! I hope my Angel likes chocolate!"
Red's terms such as 'daddy' and 'my Angel' only served to further enrage Spade, not that Red gave a shit, even if he ended up with his head rolling off of his shoulders, or worse.
"Red, get away from those doors!" Spade said in a hiss, following after Red, who picked up his pace in response.
"Do you want to come greet me or should we make a game of cat and mouse out of this?" Red asked, reaching out to grasp the door knob. "Winner gets to pick the first position later!"
