And hopefully this is THE last..... plot holes to fill ! XD (SICK)
Back to the present, the alternative future Charon announced that she is not just from an alternative future but that she is actually a Hra'gad clone gone wrong-- the present Charon also experienced a memory from the Clone Charon in that Hra'gad is building himself a new body from the DNA of many lives and incorporated the Monster Beef as the key ingredient... but daresay there were lots of other unanswered questions in need of answering--
By now the two Charons reached the patio of the McMahon manor-- the Clone Charon surprisingly knew EXACTLY where to go as she undresses herself and squats over a statue of Chane McMahon with its mouth open. In no time did the Clone Charon unload massive bombs of smelly green turds which slithered down the stone statue's throat- with each gigantic push, the Clone Charon had to grip the sides of the Chane statue and at the same time press his nipples in a certain sequence... after she was done, you hear a loud
"BWWWOOOOKK"
as the statue's mouth closes and a stone wall in the shape of a vagina opens to a secret elevator..........
"Right. I am not going to even ask."
After wiping off- the Clone Charon joins the present Charon in the elevator and after a press of a button, the door closes, the two talk again.... altho a bit awkwardly.....
"Right. About those dam belts.... "
"Well before we talk about the titles, I just want to apologize for all of the troubles you've been in. I am sure you seen from the dimensional portal we exited, Lord Mortismere could not be destroyed by you and Darkspade because not all of the spirit chains were severed- there was a Charon still left in the real world.... which is me. Mortis kept me secured for just the case someone tried to kill him. [the present Charon didn't say anything.... only nodded] There are lots of similarities between our realities and differences but what has remained constant are the the two mysterious title belts known as the Absolute and Mortal belts.... or rather, the material they are made out of."
"The material? The metal?"
"Right. Aeean Hades made three hidden keys with specific properties all in order to open the Gates of the Apocalypse.... the first key was in the form of a syrup and stored in a vial. This was the twilight phial that Kizmat once possessed, its purpose, though still unclear, was to create a tunnel through time and space- allowing one to enter into any outer Gate. The second key served the function of opening the Final Gate; this is the key as you now know it as the Absolute Title. But originally it was not a title at all but a metal made from the shaft of God's scepter to serve the purpose as the 'hand to unlock all....'
Charon #1 briefly interrupted by blurting out....
".....Your throne, O God, will last for ever and ever; a scepter of justice will be the scepter of your kingdom- Psalm 45:6."
"Right! Wow we are both a walking wikipedia. The Hand of God. But Aeean had the metal cut into two pieces without God's knowing. The reasons are still unknown but what is understood is this became the building blocks for BOTH the so-called Absolute Title and the Mortal Championship..... We believe that Aeean had a backup plan and intended to open the Gate of Apocalypse advertently to seek his revenge- but as plans go, not all of the time they are fool-proof. The metal that made up the Mortal Belt was eventually stolen and resurfaced in lore but somehow the Arcane family acquired the artifact and stayed in their family ever since.... we later found that after prolonged exposure of many generations to the metal that the family developed a seventh sense to locating Creatures of the Night- the metal amplified dormant properties of the mind."
Charon #1 realized that there was a lot to take in... the Mortal belt and Absolute belt were made from the same material and that the Arcane family had one of the artifacts for generations....
"You said there were three keys?"
"Right. Aeean Hades was a masterful planner.... he realized that if anything were to ever go wrong that there needed to be a master key that could unlock any gate both outer and inner made from all of the materials combined.... but to also, allow him free passage in Hell and Heaven. His grand plan was to take revenge upon God himself....now how would he do that, I dunno. But bollocks we are talking about madmen here. So there you have it."
"You know where this master key is at?"
The Clone Charon smiled and looked at Julie's red-hearted locket around Charon #1's neck.....
"Yes. Its the locket you are now wearing... or rather, the same complete locket but from my timeline..."
Suddenly the elevator door opens and immediately the two Charons covered their mouths after a foul stinky rotten stench filled the air!
The next thing we see is Botch staring deeply into the primeval carnivorous bowels of Diper's ass tunnel along with her sticky hairy chicken legs over Botch's bulgy shoulders.... Diper dug deep as she could feel the inners of her body tingling with the urge to relieve herself.... holding back no longer- Diper unloaded a sea of puss, cum, diarrhea, AIDS and koolaid which catapulted Botch clear across the room.... but that was not all found in her inners... for a puss bag emerged from her bowels and slowly crushed a colony of crabs built around the remains of one of the tit flaps from a Stephanie clone.... Crabs from behind the bar suddenly emerge and smell the sweet odor of shit and afterbirth and flew over to then land on the afterbirth and nibbled at it.... leaving farts and dropings as they ate. When the bag busted... out slithered Gidboots.... wiggling and whining about not being able to play with his cock friends and wishing to be with is momma Diper.....
Sensing that his momma is close.... Gidboots found one of Diper's hanging tit bags and latched on the wart-tit..... sucking all of the cum and koolaid from it. As Gidboots was suckling on Diper's rotten juices- he pees and shits at the same allowing his stream of human waste to wash way some of the dead Staphanie clones out into the street along with crabs.
This totally disgusted Alex - watching in horror when all of a sudden, two lathered and black leather "task force" officers enter...
Apparently going after Botch saying the word "Bitch"..... they quickly draw their Batons and eyeballed Botch who by now is nude again and peeing on top of Diper's hairy backside seeing if he can make the hair grow like a Chia Pet....... but as the task force men get closer.... Gunther wakes up and spots the men thinking they are his new "backup" singers and starts up the song......
I'm your pussy, I'm your pussy pussycat
I'm your tiger, if you want me like that
Come taste my milk
Mmm taste my milk
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more like that
Mmm I'm your pussy pussycat
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more like that
Mmm I'm your tiger, your pussycat
Mesmerized by Gunther's singing and ding donging.... the two task force men start dancing and singing along with Gunther while Diper is digging deep in her bowels for another helping of shit to feed baby Gidboots with.....
When the sun goes down, I'm naked and hot
My body is feeling hunger
Come come come taste my lips
My uhmm is stiff
I can tend it much longer
I want to hold you in my arms and never let you go
Come and kiss me I want to so
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more like that
Mmm I'm your pussy pussycat
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more like that
Mmm I'm your tiger, your pussycat
Oh babe, babe babe babe
Love love love me, meow!!!
Alexander decided that if you couldn't drown yourself with liquor might as well join them!!