".....Um. uh hum. Right. Another day of this...."

The next scene fades into existence at a present time where Charon is pressing the tip of her right shoe against the naked woman who looks just like herself.... the doppelganger is still alive and breathing but in a comatose state... luckily the fruit growing on the floating isle in this endless void provides the ample nourishment for both to survive- even if Charon has to shove it down the woman's throat but this has been going on for months!!! Charon just shrugs --

There wasn't much left after the destruction of the Final Gate and the Gates of the Guardians-- Charon was still confused what actually happened here before she arrived.... she only seen Darkspade, Red Spyder and Angel briefly before they exited.

And so- Charon left the woman on the ground alone and did her usual chores of washing some of her clothes at a waterfall down aways from where she entered this place.... Then as Charon was washing her clothes- she clenched Julie's complete locket in her free right hand and closed her eyes.... trying once again to recite the ancient words that Brandon taught her... alas. Still nothing.... then suddenly--- a moan was heard!!! Charon gets up and wrings the gloves she was washing as dry as she could make them and puts on them back on.... the moan came from the woman that has been unconscious for fuck's sake who knows how long!... in fact... the woman was standing, naked, staring out into the void while holding her bosom.

"Right. Are you.... alright?......... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

The woman turned around slowly and took a breath before saying....

"Right. My name is Charon Death..... NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE!!!!?

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But before the spirit could answer... Darkspade interrupted again and slams the broken crayon so forcefully on the table that bits and pieces of the pink crayon flick off and get caught into Red's bushy hair.....

"But I worked SO HARD for MY title...... WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY CAREER HERE RED!" Spade said, irritated that everyone seems to have forgotten that HE is the A B S O U L U T E U N D I S P U T E D C H A M P I O N

The eyes of the spirit, once again, burned as it witnessed Darkspade's increased agitation and frustration.......

"AWWWHH... THAT'S IT.... MORE..."

After the last crayon was removed from Red's hair... Red turns around in his chair and looks up at the spirit across the room.... "What was that spirit? So you have an answer?"




"YOU. HAVE MY WORD THAT NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DESTROY THE BELT...... I TAKE THAT MY OFFER IS ACCEPTED?"

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BACK TO THE FUTURE......

After the millions of crabs reformed into Staphanie in the ring.... Alex decided enough is enough and exited the room FINALLY to get away from the two... Staphanie and Botch did not even notice that Alex left the arena and instead conducted their own Slippery When Covered with Cum and Crab Shit Match----

Sometime later.... the scene cross fades showing Alexander in awe-- pondering the shit stained covered walls of the once elaborate CW Hall of Fame hallway.... until... he comes to the newest and last Hall of Fame inductee... it was a portraiture of none other than King Chane McMahon HIMSELF along with Staphanie feeding a spoon full of crabs on a silver spoon to him in the picture along with the Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Championship title.... Alex shook his head and then rips the portraiture off of the wall to set it ablaze with a set of matches he had on his person......

The view shows a low profile of Alex staring down at the fire.... it was the first time in all of this chaos that he felt all was good.... Alex being Alex means that there has to be SOMETHING he can do to turn this around..... maybe the first step is finding this.... "King" Chane.

And so Alexander proceeded down the hallway in hopes that maybe Chane could be found in the Board of Director's conference room-- Once Alex reached the room he then enters it to only find the entire room turned into a slutty Bondage and Sex playhouse!!!

It was appalling to witness the contraptions that littered the pink painted room and the pigs and chickens roaming the place--- such as swings with barbed wire sticks attached to them ready for some harsh bloodied ass penetration, electric chairs with a machine to dig a dildo straight up somewhere that doesn't shine.... and even a President Donald Grump statue with an automatic pussy grabbing small hand - ready for some pussy grabbing action- most likely some crab pussy action!

As if this was unbelievable..... Alex then hears a "ohhh... you touched my.... OHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TRA LA LA!!" coming from one of the ends of the room.... Alex's expression changes as he be-witnessed something so foul and so WRONG that even gravity couldn't believe it.....







Alex sees Gunther doing the ding dong with Chane's.....

but before this got even weirder.... ALL of the LCD screen monitor's lit up.... it was an apparent hack into CW Headquarters showcasing Charon Death out somewhere in a ravaged wasteland battlefield that looks like what is left of New York..... she could barely be seen as she desperately screams out loud a revolt message....

"SUFFER NO MORE..... NOW IS THE TIME- NO MORE WILL WE SUFFER..... AND EAT CRABS... IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK THIS WORLD FROM KING CHANE AND STAPH.... STAND AGAINST THEM...... STAND...... AGAINST...... THEM AND THEIR FALSE GOD THEY SERVE... HRA'GAD!!! IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS MESSAGE COME TO------- [cuts off]"

The message was apparently blocked- Chane bolted out of the swing with his dong whipping back and forth and immediately called in for security..... Chane suddenly noticed that Alex was standing there and got so excited that jizz landed on top of Alex's flabbergasted and confused head.....

Alexander: Fuck... This is Fucked up......

































"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIME FOR MOMMY TO GIVE YOU YOUR YUMMY NOM NOMS!"

from behind Staph with Botch appeared..... along with a chicken eating the crabs that were being pooped out of Stephanie's butt