Charon holding what appeared to be herself was shocking and disbelieving.... who had put this woman in the tank and for how long? The woman was alive and breathing- but was not awake... so Charon picked the woman up and placed her on the first thing she could find in the room which was a rusty old medical table.... Charon shook her head and then looked around the room to find our the identity of the doppelganger.
Sure enough the room was extremely.... old. Ancient. But it was outfitted to be a kind of a laboratory... maybe for testing purposes? Charon was intrigued by the familiar trinity glyph on the ground more than anything-- it was definitely the right symbols..... Holy Darkness, Unholy Darkness and Holy Light-- however, there was a symbol she had not ever seen before in the middle of the triad.....
Charon dusted the dirt off of the symbol on the ground and once she placed her hand upon it.... the floor was HOT.... Charon immediately removed her hand and noted that an inner chamber door opened up in-front--- she got up and entered the new chamber.... and once in, she noticed it was filled with relics:, jars, jewelry, weapons and especially- idols. LARGE idol statues..... it was a massive chamber.
But the idols were not of Lord Mortismere, but rather, statues of a demon.... and it appeared that the base of the statues were dragged in here, with many of the statues defaced! It was as if Mortismere or whomever wanted to keep these statues a secret. The mysteries were unfolding literately at each step as Charon wandered into the room until she arrived to an altar where.... surprise surprise.... a book laid on an ancient pedestal. With her love of books and research- Charon dashed right to it and opened the book. The moment that she did- more and more cauldrons lighted up the place and she could see that the entire chamber was a vast cavern!!! and a gigantic monument of the same demon loomed above her with it's arms outstretched...... this has to be good.
And what was odd... Charon knew where to look for the most important answers in the book while flipping through it's dusty, deceptive pages... The book was telling of an ancient 1,000 year war between the Creatures of the Night and The Dark Queen Lilith which started here on Earth after Genesis.... which was very familiar to Charon from her own research on the subject of the Vaolrixous tribe who fought Lilith after the Oracle sent Lilith back into Earth's time.
This Book, however, expanded on the story- a crystal artifact of intense darkness was infused into a corpse to serve as Lilith's champion to destroy the Vaolrixous but something went terribly wrong.... The sword yielding champion became the source of incredible darkness unlike ever experienced before and the champion drained Lilith of her life source. The Dark Champion was relentlessness but the Vaolrixous were able to lure the dark champion into Neo-Earth of the slumbering present Lilith in order to save Earth-- but this only made matters worse.
The elders of the ravaged remains of the Vaolrixous tribe then gave up their life force which summoned a Champion of Light wielding The Sword of Cain. The Champion of Light versus the Champion of Darkness did end once Altimac sacrificed his own self destroying the Champion of Darkness for good..... Hra'gad 'The Wicked' was no more.
**Charon HUFFS!!!**
The book finishes on it's nearly last pages that Hra'gad 'The Wicked' really only lost it's physical form and hid inside of.....
"..................... of NOTHING you will EVER come to KNOW. My Dear... dear Charon... I see you have seen my little dirty secret?
Charon, who turned around in disgust seeing Lord Mortismere standing at the base of the altar with the Sword of Gilgamesh drawn- ready to strike!
Back at the House of Idiots....
"OH YEAH!!! MISTER TOUGH GUY.... We CAN do something.... and that something can be experienced once the next Pay-Per-View is announced 8 months from now!!!"
Red shook his head and then used his powers of the Wickedness to illuminate the parts of the room with light from his hand..... The figure was nowhere to be found..... but still, nonetheless... it was felt... it was an ominous feeling that seemed to get stronger and stronger....
"Just tell us what you know about Jones and Angel.... then we can get to how you THINK you can hurt us."
Suddenly the figure formed from a smokey gas behind them..... Red and Spade instantly turned around and each of them shot out their respected powers thus destroying furniture but all the form ever did was re-materialized and stood there starring at them with deathly eyes.....
YOU WANT YOUR ANGEL AND YOUR CHILD? WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME IN EXCHANGE IF I TELL YOU WHERE THEY ARE?
2030..... The entire CW Headquarters was plastered with picture frames of Chane posing with the Absolute title along with pictures of Staph's titties with famous celebs and even the last United States President before Chane declared the USA as his monarchy..... Donald J. Grump..... Alexander's expression told it all.....
::Staphanie was giving Alex a detailed "tour" of the nearly deserted headquarters..... at every corner there was something which made Alex's jaw drop.....
"AND OVER HERE IS THE TITTY BAR WHERE I GET TO PROSTITUTE MYSELF EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.....OHHHHHHHH AND OVER HERE IS THE NEW COURTYARD WITH OUR MONUMENT TO THE GREATEST ABSOLUTE UNIVERSAL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS... MY LOVING BROTHER, KING CHANE MCMAHON!"
::Alex does a double take::
HE'S A KING TOO!? HOW ARE WE BANKRUPT!
The homeless sleeping underneath bird-pooped-covered statue went over and opened their mouths extra wide to accept Staphanie's royale meal of crabs from her vagina flaps....
"OHHHHH we also bankrupted the entire country.... did I leave that little detail out.... HAHAHAAA!!!! and NOW we are entering into the best part of the Headquarters and that is where they process my crabs into my new cereal... Staphanie Crabs..... YOU SEE Alex we're doing what we can for you SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS BANKRUPTCY!!"
Back at the House of Idiots....
