Darkspade stared at the portrait until he drifted off to sleep... Red nudged Darkspade with his monster beef which immediately make Darkspade jolt up and screaming!
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Damn you Red!! put that dam thing away before someone cuts it off!!!..... Well... well... as coincidental as this may seem... but I have an idea of a suspect....."
Red Spyder focused in on Spade's well thought out answer after analyzing the portraiture.....
"It's .....................THE MAID WITH THE CANDLESTICK IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!!!" - Apparently pleased with himself..... But before Red could pull his monster beef out for another poke--- the actual maid comes out and rushes up to Darkspade...... it was a ransom letter with the insignia of the Death Family sealed on the envelope.
"Hmm.. Very weird. [cuts it open] Let us see what this is abount....."
"Dear son. Congratulations are in order for seizing control over the family and it's estate... at long last. I do not blame you- rather, I blame only myself for failing 'God's' desires and to cleanse the Earth at the time of The Apocalypse. I know that the family has disowned me..... each of you have every right - even despite the efforts against Mortismere's invasion... I was cursed with amnesia. Though under these conditions, I did not sway from the righteous path of my one and true 'God'... even if that meant to shred my original identity as the Archangel of Death- so be it.... so be it I say!! With everything said and done- I hereby announce that I am the kidnapper. Angel and Red's son are with me and the Lord. I wished only to bring them closer to their one and true 'God'.... that is all. It is my last act of kindness. I did not take them out of anger, or revenge... but rather, to protect them FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!! Dear son... dear Darkspade.... you are the most corrupted soul that walked the face of this planet.... you hide behind a mask of your own making... in where your true agenda constitutes enormous wealth and absolute power.
However. I am inclined to release Angel and your grandchild to you if you surrender your Absolute Undisputed Championship to me. Allow me to know what you decide to do by midnight tonight. I will be the one contacting YOU!"
Red also read the letter over Spade's shoulder.... and after they both finished.... Spade lowered his hand with the letter in it and then looked straight into the eyes of Red Spyder......
After several days of cleaning the cum splattered goo that got embedded into the carpet.... Alexander Arcane picked up his cell to dial in Staphanie McMahon.....
Alexander Arcane: Yes. Staph.... yes I know you are EXCITED to be the CWE Distri... yep. Sure yes uh huh... no... yes.. no... Yes you are in charge of the Brand.... but no you cannot have your first match as a Crab match.... Wait what do you mean you're not going to listen to me... no DON'T SHOW YOUR PUPPIES TOO!... Hello???? Staph???
Alex was about to redial when all of a sudden the door swings open with Botch Recliner along with his coveted hot dog stained Soon-to-be Championship belt across his waist!!!!
5 days later of just standing there.... Botch finally speaks....
