Sure! BLAME lil ol Spadey.... I am the innocent one :D (MA)
After the two Charons entered through the beacon of light.... they did not immediately reach their destination.... instead, what they entered was a long turbulent tunnel through space and time taking them somewhere. With each passing moment in the tunnel- you can see images of events that happened for both of the two Charons.... some events were shared while others were different.
The present Charon looked over to her future counter-part and witnessed moments which were different for her- for instance- in the future Charon's timeline Kali Death was killed by Lord Mortismere and Seer was never convicted of his crimes against the Kindred Race... instead, he escaped and sought refuge with Alexander Arcane and became for awhile a District Promoter for CWE. It is insane to believe that even the slightest change in any direction could cause so much difference... and yet, the future Charon traveled back into time to prevent Hra'gad from ever happening.....
The tunnel raced on with more and more images from the two.... until when it was revealed to the present Charon why Lord Mortismere could not die when Darkspade and herself sacrificed themselves with the archlight in order to severe his spirit chain-- and then.... quite suddenly thereafter..... the two Charons fall from the sky and drop right on top of a hedge of in the shape of Stephanie McMahon's crabby vagina. They reached the point of no return in the present and at McMahon estate.......
Darkspade was admiring his prized possession around his waist--- HIS Absolute Undisputed Championship was quite a breathtaking trophy. The Unholy One licked his fingers and even slid them across the golden plates in a seductive manner just imagining all of the times he beaten Deadblood to a pulp.... and sending a vicious lightening bolt at the self-proclaimed CM Pu..err King.
Red Spyder was the first to back-peddle to Spade in the hallway and "slapped" some sense into him with a backhanded punch!!! The champ fell to the floor and looked up at Red above him full of anger and quickly rose to his feet to SHOVE Red Spyder away..... That was when Brand-X interfered by getting in-between the two again and held them at bay by sending a shockwave of Holy Darkness in their directions!!!
"Right. Mates!! Save the bromance for later- we got a girl and a kid to be saving!"
Spade dusts off his belt which was dislodged from his waist from the "slap" and fully places it back across his waist.....
"Hey.... what is in here?"
Spade pushes a door that was halfway opened and entered into it... he soon discovered very quickly that Chane and Staphanie also do some hardcore BDSM!!! a room filled with swings laced with black dildos, torture chairs with a pulsating mechanical dick- that must have been used on Staphanie because it was also covered with dead crabs, a see-through table where some German chocolate must have been performed because it smelt like it came out from the sewage AND a huge variety of whips.....
Even Red was awestruck by the variety of torture devices in the room- some he hasn't even thought was possible!!!!
The three men walked around the room applaud by what the seen.... until Darkspade came up what looked like a toilet on top of a pedestal with a security bolt locked from the toilet seat covering to the side of the base. Curious- Darkspade ignited his Unholy Darkness destroying the bolt and lifted the bolt and seat to shocking reveal that........................
All three men: OMG THAT IS WHERE VINNIE MCMAHON HAS BEEN ALL THIS TIME!!!!
Chane and Staphanie's father was still alive but held captive inside of a toliet stall all of this time... shit covered too!!! He was trying to say something but his mouth was gagged by a red bondage ball.....
The scene abruptly fades off as Brandon says....
"Right. This is one bloody up saga!...."
Alexander quickly pointed the Crimsonlight gun at the freaks across the hallway.... and then back at King Chane, Staphanie and Reverend Jones......
"Okay.... I am outta here before anymore animated gifs are made. King Chane- you're SICK.... and Staphanie..... don't ever reproduce.... and Reverend..... FUCK YOUR GOD. looks at Gunther still ding donging and Botch is now trying to insert his micropenis into the eyesocket of the deceased elevator Chane Urgh. Well are you two idiots coming? We got here from the present- so at least one of you can take me back!!! NOW LET'S GO!!!!"
Gunther thought Alex wanted him for a job offering as a singer for an Event... while Botch turns around and sprays urine across Alexander's hand!!!! the acid burned and Alexander screamed while unintentionally pulls the trigger on the gun.... the Crimsonlight ignited from the end and then shot right at Staphanie's implants...... there was SO MUCH silicon that the radiation from the light was absorbed and her tits lit up like two red Christmas ornament bulbs!!!! Everyone, including Reverend Jones, looked at Staphanie's breasts in awe as her tits were growing brighter and brighter... the scene then changes to a view of the city and from afar you can see two red lights brightly shinning!!! then the scene changed again, but this time from outer space and you can distinctly see Staphanie's two brightly lighted up tits!!!!!
Back at HQ.... the room was so bright from Staphanie's silicon tits that no-one could see.... that was when Botch fell asleep again and swiftly grabbed Gunther and Alexander and placed them across his shoulders to then run right into the elevator.... Alexander pressed the "DOWN" button but right before the door closed they all saw Staphanie EXPLODE in a burst of crabs melting Chane and Reverend Jones in the process!!!!!
A few minutes later.... the elevator door "dings" and Alexander falls out of the elevator with a trippy look slapped across his face!!!
