Posted at 1:55 am on Nov 7, 2016 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
And this post is... tame in comparison!
Red slammed his fists on the table, rattling the Absolute title, and stood up before saying, "That nasty ass McMahon family is DEAD! But... why are they working with your father, dude?"
"Maybe it's because you called Staphanie disgusting?" Spade suggested with a shrug.
"I didn't call her disgusting!" Red said, annoyed. "I said she disgusts me. There's a difference. Why would that bother her though? She prides herself on disgusting people!"
Spade couldn't argue that. As often as Staph performed her disgusting acts in the middle of CW's ring, she either prided herself on the reaction or she was more clueless than anyone ever suspected.
Red moved to look at the portrait again and said, "So, we go to the McMahon family manor, kill Chane and Staph, destroy your belt, and get Angel and lil Red back. We should be back home in time for Wheel of Fortune!"
When Red turned back around to look at Spade, he was clutching the title in both hands, peering at its mysterious plates, appearing as if he might cry at any moment over its approaching destruction.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCKS!" Alex yelled, backing away from the armed PG task force. "THIS IS MY COMPANY, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK!"
"LALALALALALALALALALA!" Reverend Jones said as he plugged his ears with his fingers. "I can't hear your offensive words anymore!"
Botch, unaware of the task force's purpose but fascinated by their batons, waddled over and snatched away one of the weapons.
"Hey, give that back!" the guard said as his companions turned their attention away from Alex to Botch.
"HUH? SHOVE UP!" Botch said, holding the baton close to his face for a better look. "TITS LOOKS LIGHT A DILDO!"
Ignoring the task force as they stepped closer, Botch took his new sex toy and tried to insert it up his ass, only to shock himself.
"HUH? YOUR MUFFLER SUCKS!" he said before giving the electrified baton a suplex, flinging it at the wall.
With the task force and now also Reverend Jones distracted by Botch, Alex used it as an opportunity to back away further, struggling to cope with the insane world he'd become trapped in...
