If only the trio inside realized that there were not just one but TWO Charons on the outside eager to get inside to stop Hra'gad..... The next scene crossfades back outside with the two Charons.... After a precise nail penetrated a guard from the present time-line Charon.... the future alternate timeline Charon (or we will just call her Charon #2) speaks candidly....
"Mate.... I must tell you something very important. This cannot wait."
"Right.... what that be then? I thought that this WAS important...."
Charon #2 sighed, placed the nail-gun in its sheath... and then all of a sudden, Charon #2 places her hand across Charon #1's forehead- quickly did both closed their eyes and in moments Charon #1 appeared inside of a dark, dank and morbid antechamber that appeared to be subterranean and made out of the carcasses of dead bodies.... This was a memory from Charon #2's timeline which depicted a time when Hra'gad's main chamber was reached at some point.... there was had to be a good reason for this shared memory... and so, Charon #1 watched silently as the memory played like a movie before her.....
Charon and Red Spyder lead by Deadblood are running down the last corridor with weapons in hand.... the troupe even passed right through Charon #1 as if she was a ghost! The scene changes and we see the troupe fighting off an army of Charons, Stephanies, Bandons until finally the last one of them was slaughtered--- Red Spyder was acting strangely.... almost as if, he 'lost' something precious to him because he was also dressed in a ladies' skirt with high heels.... Charon #1 scratched her head at that, whispered to herself, 'Right' and then followed the troupe into a larger chamber.... the Final Chamber of which had a high vaulted ceiling with corpses swinging their limbs out!!!
At that moment the ground rumbled and in the center of this strange, cocoon looking monstrosity emerged a pod from a pool of guts.... the pod slowly opened up revealing a body that was partially complete......
The troupe looked upward around the walls and noted that the bodies of Stephanie McMahon, Chane McMahon, Brand-X were stuck there by a grossly organic flesh sucking their DNA into the center pod before them--- but Charon #1's jaw dropped and also saw that there was more than the 3 bodies.... Charon of the future was also stuck on the wall!!!!
This prompt Charon #1 to scream.... the scene in fact fast-forward to when Charon of the future realized that all along she was a clone and her real self was nothing more than a soulless vegetable but for some strange reason Hra'gad was unable to control her. Before the memory fades-- Charon #1 looks back up and sees Markus holding the severed Monster Beef and presents it to the demon.....
Hra'gad opens wide and Markus slowly allows the Monster Beef to slither down Hra'gad's throat while Red Spyder, Charon and Deadblood are held down by chains made of flesh..... Suddenly- Charon #2 breaks free from the flesh chains and digs into her pocket to suddenly throw grenade at Hra'gad. The grenade detonates but the power of Hra'gad was too great with the monster beef which now mutated into the new body--- the blast was easily absorbed by a now tentacle monster beef springing forth out from Hra'gad's groin!!!!
"Right.... So.... you're a not just me from the future...... you are a clone of me from the future. Right."
"Right. Hra'gad was building a new body from the DNA of important people but specifically, he needed the power of his daddy's monster beef which brought him into this world!!! There was more, much more...."
"Oh?.... Right. Let me guess, that memory you just shared ended up BAD."
"You're right that is right. Right so Deadblood had something that Hra'gad least expected on his person...... The Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championship.... it is what allowed us a second chance....."
"Rightttttttttttt. What is the deal with title belts nowadays? Why have them a-tall?"
"Right."
Back to the future..... Botch is seen leaving CW Headquarters with Alex and Gunther on his shoulders from the vantage point of the burning building.... Suddenly in the middle of the street, Botch wakes up and then becomes more confuse than ever!!! He even started to strip and peeing on passing cars which tried to detour around them....... Alexander was still shaking his head but then sees an open drug store across the street..... Alex had a plan and the next thing you know it- he exits the store with a bottle of NyQuil extra strength.... by that time, Gunther was on top of a truck with his ding a ling dinging around and doing the ding dong with Botch drunkardly-like humping street signs..... With a *sigh* Alexander goes over and asks Botch if he knew him..... "HUH?!!! YOU DON'T MO ME AND WHA...."..... Alexander quickly shoved the NyQuil down Botch's throat as he opened wide for that "HUH" which once again made Botch fall back to sleep......
Botch kicks the entire truck over sending Gunther, who was butt naked by this time, and scoops him up over his right shoulder while picking up Alexander in his left.....
The next scene shows Botch zipping down the streets like the road-runner with so much NyQuil in his tanks until suddenly Alexander yanks on Botch's goatee promptly stopping Botch like he was a stage coach..... and got off.
"Well. This is it, CreatureHaven..... if there are any Creatures of the Night left still alive... they will be in this bar.... We need to know what the fuck happened to this world!!!"
Once the three open into the bar.... Alex's mouth widens as it is now a feminine joint with everyone in there a Stephanie McMahon clone!!!! Even the feminist at the stage saying her vagina poem was a Stephanie!!!!
Stephanie McMahon: Awh hum..... I call this next poem, Ode to my Vagina Crabs!
I used to be
afraid of my pussy crabs,
thought it looked loose
and unusually mushy with a side of crabs.
I thought my first time
having sex
would be lights off
in an insecure mess, after all, I have crabs.
I'd been told
"they're all unique"
but I'd look at mine, with my crabs having sex, teary eyed
and couldn't even speak.
It wasn't until I
stuff crabs up my brother's butt
that I thought my vagina was
the most beautiful thing in the world
that I realized how
my brother Chane was my life, my everything
and we only put
our own bodies to shame.
So I want to write an ode
to my beautiful vagina crabs
and head to my brother Chane... my everything......
Suddenly, the shock sent Alexander back to his childhood......
