Charon daringly entered a chamber that was hidden underneath where the corpse of the Dark Queen once rested.... It was one thing the chamber was secret- but to enter the chamber required her mother's locket... a locket which should not have existed because Charon was already in possession of the same locket but only one-half of it... what was going on here?!

Once Charon took her first step into this dark forbidden chamber- large cauldrons lit up with fire- illuminating the entire room!! The chamber was similar to the chamber at the Death Family ruins because the trinity glyph was etched on the stone floor; however, Charon turned around and her mouth just dropped.

The view rose from behind her in a slow motion..... we did not see what she did until the view rose above her head and right in-front of her was a gigantic sensory deprivation chamber which contained a naked woman floating in a lime goo with a helmet on her head complete with tubes and circuitry.








Charon immediately for some strange reason knew what to do-- she went over to a control panel that was built into the stone masonry and pressed a series of specific configurations until a green light appeared by the panel. We saw the tank bubbling and the goo was being pumped out until it was all gone. And once the goo disappeared a loud siren was heard and the side of the tank opened it's glass caging to allow the women in it to fall down onto the stone ground.....

Rushing to her- Charon turned the woman on her back and checked for vitals... it was faint. Charon huffed and puffed into her chest complete with full CPR procedures until finally the woman spat out more of that lime goo..... coughing!!!

This was becoming so unusual all of a sudden.... what the fuck was Mortismere doing with her!? and how long has she been down here!? Charon then slowly removed the helmet..... what she saw was beyond any words she could ever put together to explain this one......

The woman in the tank was herself. It was Charon.

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Back at the Death Family Manor......

I am going to ram this crayon so far up your ass Red..... Suddenly.... the dial moved to a series of letters furiously. Both Red and Spade watched- with Spade marking down the letters with the crayon on the Parker Bros notepad...... It said:



YOU ARE BOTH STUPID




Red just laughed!!! "GODDAMIT!! I AM YOU'RE MASTER MR. ABSOLUTE TITLE... NOW TELL US RIGHT NOW!" The dial didn't do a thing for a good minute... and then it started up again with some more letters.....




JONES


"THERE!!! Right there!!!!" "Jones?! You don't mean Reverend Jones?!"

::Clearly agitated
"Know anyone else called Jones?...... well. I had some women call my junk Mr. Jones right before I RAM....."

Suddenly the dial moved yet again.... but instead of spilling out anything.... the dial moved furiously across the board in multiple locations and the lights in the entire manor flickered on and off again along with the table frittering..... THEN.... the entire lights CUT OUT!!! The next thing we see is Spade lighting a few candles and looked around the room..... Red was still there and so was the ouija board along with the dial.... but the dial stood upright - pointing up. Spade and Red looked up and they saw the Absolute Undisputed title COME CRASHING DOWN INTO THE TABLE!!!

The two bolted out of their chairs and looked at each other.... and then... that was when.... in the darkness two red eyes reflected back at them.


"WHO.... WHAT ARE YOU!?"










































YOUR END.

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Back in the year 2030......

Alexander was stunned that the three stayed in his office for 14 long years..... by now CreatureWrestling was 30 years old! And while Alex tried to figure out how this could of happened..... Gunther went over to the sound system to crank up his song and then decided to open the window open exposing his shriveled up junk to the entire city!!!

Botch Recliner then stumbled out of the office screaming.... "HUH?!" to everyone in the office while flashing his junk.... Botch then decided to take the elevator to the ground floor to find who the Absolute Champ was and show HIM ... or perhaps HER.... WHAT he is CABLE OF.........

Back at the office....a 50 year old Staphanie McMahon came oozing on her shriveled bean-bagged saggy tits back into Alexander's office in complete awe and shock!!!

Staphanie McMahon: OH MY GAWD YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!! We couldn't get the door opened because it was rusted with cum... not even my crabs could eat their way through it.... BUT YOU'RE HERE!!! and you... you haven't aged a day!! none of you guys have!!!! HOW STRANGE!?

Bedazzled at everything that has suddenly happened... Alex walks over to her and noticed that even her crabs pouring out of her crinkly stale dustbowl of a vagina crawled out with miniature walkers to greet him..... Those crabs were so old that some were great-grandcrabs.... then their grandcrab children came out from the colonies that infested underneath her vagina flaps to stare at the fabled legends that were passed down from crab generation to crab generation..... Staphanie's rusty old tits stretched like playdough onto the floor- leaving brown stain stretching marks on the carpet which was once cleaned the last time Staphanie entered this room so long ago.....

Staphanie McMahon: I.... I have somethings to tell you, SIR..... you should sit dow....






Alexander Arcane: I just saw my text updates for the past 14 years... CREATUREWRESTLING IS NEARLY BANKRUPT?! FUCK!!!! what the FUCCCCCCCCCCCK HAPPENED!!! Weren't you and Chane suppose to have ran the brands in my absence!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!? AND HOW DID WE TIME TRAVELED!!!?