Lockets, Brand Faces and Spirit Calling all in one!
The scene fades to back when Charon ventured into the Unholy City Xanderaz...... Charon seen a glimmering light in the distance and headed towards it....
After Passageway after passageway - Charon pressed on. The ruins were intriguing... not just because they were subterranean but because of everything which encompassed the place- from the architecture to the sensation of time frozen in place. Magic, long ago conjured, was still working as street lights fueled by Unholy Darkness were still emitting- casting bizarre shadows on dark and eerie sections of the City as Charon walked the streets.
Charon suddenly realized that the city was still in operation--- turning a corner.... Charon saw stone Golems, many of them falling a part, fixing sides to buildings and tending to street repairs. The Golems completely ignored Charon - even as she walked underneath their gigantic legs.
Eventually, Charon reached the central plaza where she could see at the top of many series of steps in the distance the glimmering light. The plaza was elaborately designed and statues of Mortismere were littered all over the place.... but interesting enough, the statues were defaced and many destroyed.
"..... Do welcome to my city, my dearest Charon."
Charon rolled her eyes into the back of her head- she knew that crackling voice anywhere.....
"Took you long enough to get down here Morty. What's up?"
Sure enough- Mortismere was standing a few feet to the right behind Charon.... in his right hand he had the Sword of Gilgamesh drawn.... and smiling devilishly at Charon.
"I don't know why you kept this place a secret from me- it's quite gorgeous and with these defaced statues.... adds property value to this place as well...."
"Hmph. My City. Long ago my black order followed my wishes. Then many wretched fools turned against me.... One of which was someone whom you meet- Dark Sincentius. He nearly crippled me- but- the intoxicating draw of the Unholy Darkness was too great for him to pass up... so he willingly accepted by offerings.... but yet, the example of Sincentius was the catalyst and revolts pursued against me and my treasures. I commandeered my army to wipe out the citizens once and for all.... and placed a magic seal on the City to hide it from intruders... intruders like you venturing where your nose does not belong!"
"Treasures? Like the corpse of your mother or something else?"
Smiles
"Give in and accept that I am your Lord."
"There's no way I am EVER going back to YOU. And. Can you feel it? Your mother failed.... The Apocalypse did not start. She failed as so do you, like always."
Grinds his teeth
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARON!!!!"
"But now that I know about this City.... what could possibly be up there where Lilith's corpse should be......."
Before Mortis could respond... Charon's limelighted up eyes fired up... the nanobots inside of her fired up and before anyone could notice- Charon bolted up the steps!!! Lord Mortis gripped his sword and while using the Unholy Darkness did he levitate and darted behind her-- SLASHING his sword in all directions-- destroying monuments and statues of himself!!! Charon then jumped and scaled a side of a monument to only fling around as Mortismere pursued after her- and she kicked Mortismere in the crotch before he could swing his sword at her!!!
Morty fell to the floor in pain whereas Charon reached the pinnacle of the plaza where once Lilith's corpse laid in a sarcophagus. All that was left behind were dried up dead seeds from a withered tree which had died behind Lilith's resting place. It was disappointing what was left- Charon looked all around trying to find the glimmering light when all of a sudden she looked underneath her... behind some ruble was a shocking revelation.... it as Julie's complete locket. But the odd thing- Charon was wearing one half of Julie's locket.... Angel was wearing the other half.... This did not make any sense.... but upon holding the complete locket- the earth rumbled and in an instant- Charon fell through the cracks of the plateau she was standing on and appeared inside of a pitch black cavern.... Dusting herself off-- Charon's lime lighted illuminated a passageway. Shruging... Charon placed the complete locket in safely in her purse and proceeded down the dreary passageway.
"Uhhh......."
2 weeks later...
"HUH?! U DUNT NOPE ME AND NOPE WAT I CAN CABLE BE OF!!!! ALLADIN ARCADE I DOCHE THE SOON BE ABSOLUTE TO BE CHIPMUNK! DARKSHADE GUNNA FEEL MY PEEKS ALL OVER MADSON QUEER GARDENS!"
Alexander realized that Botch wasn't going anywhere until he got what he wanted... for which Alex was still trying to decipher what that actually was... but had a good idea
"Bitc.. err Botch I realize what you want but you have not yet PROVED yourself to me or to anyone that you can become the Absolute Champion. Become the face of your brand first... that is the only way you will ever get your title shot!"
Meanwhile.....
"Urgh... fine. But you cannot have MY belt. See... the belt is magical! Not just pretty.... but it actually has amazing magical properties....."
Faceplam
"Um. Well may I remind you that the belt holds a maleficent spirit... I can give even more of less of a damn for your health- but that belt is toxic... and who knows what it has done to MY Angel and MY SON! Just give that thing up....... have CW make a new belt or something... maybe the Absolute Vodka MegaVerse Champion? I don't really give a shit what it's called!!! ITS JUST A FUCKING BELT"
Spade scratched his head... failing to see the point in this all. Spade opened his wall safe and revealed the precious belt before Red Spyder... it certainly was gorgeous and ominous....
"That's just unacceptable! I AM THE ABSOLUTE CHAMPION!!! I AM THE GREATEST CREATURE WRESTLER THAT EVER LIVED.... This belt BELONGS to me.... and it's P O W E R. Reverend Jones clearly desires to be the best... but the reality is... I AM. BESIDES.... THE BELT TALKS TO ME AND ONLY TO ME!!!!"
Another Faceplam
"Are your even listening to yourself? Urgh... fuck this championship and FUCK you.... I think there is something about that ghost in the title that's causing ALL of you to act caca.... well why don't we JUST ASK the ghost right here right now!!! C'mon Spade.... aren't you the master of it or is it the other way around?"
Well that's all it took... Spade frowned at Red and then glared... the champ flung the belt across a long table and asked the belt questions....
"Hmm it's not working... Awh. I have it...
Spade took out a ouija board, from Parker Brothers, and placed his right hand on the dial on top of the letters of the board..... Spade glanced over at Red and expected for him to also place his hand on the dial to ask the belt questions........