Posted at 7:21 pm on Apr 20, 2016 by:
Gunjinn (European SEX God)
I....... I have RETURNED!!! Awwh!
As we await the first contestant.... suddenly.... from the top of the rampway emerged the SEX GOD himself, Gunther!!! Gunther swiftly turns around revealing Gojinn's tights and a wig ontop of his own wig of Gojinn's hairdo!!! The fans react by screaming his name.....
GUNJINN!!! GUNJINN!!! GUNJINN!!! GUNJINN!!!
And with the thousands upon thousands in attendance... Gunjinn emerges- rubbing himself all over- puckering his lips as ALL of the cameras zoom in on only him..... That was when he sang!!!
Gunjinn puckered his blistering chapped lips and while rubbing himself down the aisle- the European SEX God and former Soon-to-Be Champion- meet up with his Gunjinn Girls.... then continued to sing, horribly, and puckered his lips at the camera!!!!
Micheal Cole: Already this night is EPIC!!
JBL: It is the RETURN of Gunjinn for one night only!!! WHOOO!!!!
Byron Saxton: We don't have to celebrate the death of the King because, 'HE' IS RIGHT THERE!!!