Posted at 8:36 pm on Sep 23, 2016 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion)
I'M CAPABLE OF KICKING YOUR ASS!
Deadblood waited in the center of the ring as the King Memorandum trophy was brought inside. It was placed in front of him as he raised his hands in victory.
"I am better than any king CW has ever seen!" he yelled, flicking a finger into the crown on top of the trophy.
The cheers of the crowd were loud and at first, it was believed the noise woke Botch Recliner as he slowly rose to his feet. It was quickly realized he was sleepwalking again however when he moved up behind DB and delivered a flawless German suplex, sending the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion and his trophy crashing to the outside of the ring.
Pulling a mic out of one of his peaks, Botch addressed the now booing crowd with, "HUH? SHUT UP! I'M THE REAL WINNER OF THIS MATCH!"
The crowd went silent at Botch's perfectly understandable words. He looked around at the crowd for a moment, before letting out a snore. Dropping the mic, he fell face first to the mat and seconds later, a dark circle appeared around his lower body on the mat as he pissed himself in his sleep.
