Posted at 8:43 pm on May 13, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon
Here I cum daddy!
The audience began to zone out even further, fearing a three week speech from Staphanie. Their attention quickly focused on the stage area though when a large object was carried out by six shirtless, oily, muscular men. They quickly realized it was a throne designed like a giant crab, possibly one that crawled out of Staph's vagina and killed for her use at CreatureMania 13.
Sitting on the throne, Staph had her legs spread, revealing her uncovered, hairy, crusty, crab-ridden vagina. While it wasn't certain that Staph realized so much was visible, the sight blinded all who witnessed it, except Chane. Chane watched on with his mouth hanging open like it was a seafood buffet.
Halfway down the ramp, a couple of the six men slipped in the premium juices dripping from both Staph's vagina and the crab, causing all six men to fall, dropping the crab throne. Staphanie was knocked off of the throne and she bounced the rest of the way down the ramp on her breast implants.
Once she picked herself up from the floor, she stepped into the ring where she looked at Chane with a look on her face that left everyone still able to watch wondering if she was going to devour him dick first right in the middle of the ring or stab him in the eye with one of her high heels.
