Posted at 7:47 am on Apr 21, 2016 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)
I DILDO WON, YOU WON.
As Donald Grump scrubbed at the graffiti with his pubes like a brillo pad, a poorly driven bulldozer pulled up. Riding on the front of the bulldozer was an old man, Donald's worst enemy, Bernie Pampers. When the bulldozer came to a stop, Bernie pulled off his shit-filled diaper and launched it at Donald. For such an old bastard, he had good aim, the diaper smacking Donald in the face and spilling shit everywhere.
Donald seemed to not even realize what had happened, taking a sip of his Slurpee instead, believing the new brown coloring was chocolate the 7-11 clerk added for him. As the bulldozer's driver fiddled with the controls, the blade began to tilt, dumping Bernie into the street, knocking his dentures out. Nearly blind to boot, he crawled around for a couple hours until he found himself at Donald's feet. Taking Donald's micropenis into his mouth, he proceeded to give Donald a gumjob.
A couple more hours later, the door to the bulldozer's cab finally opened, but the driver still didn't exit.
"HUH? I CANCEL FIB OUT THIS SINKBELL," Botch Recliner said, trying to lean out the door hoping Bernie Pampers would help him. Eventually, the seat belt tore, dumping Botch into the street too. "OWWWWWWWWW."
Botch rolled around in the street for several hours longer. When he was finally back up, he waddled over to Donald and Bernie.
"HUH? GEMINI BAGS, BURNING," Botch said while leaning in to examine Donald Grump's comb over. "AND FIND MY SHOES IF YOU WANT ME TO."
Releasing Donald's micropenis from his gums, Bernie wandered around the area until he accidentally found the bulldozer and retrieved Botch's Soon-To-Be Champion Championship. Thinking it was another diaper, he put it on and shit right on the paper plate.
Meanwhile, Botch was completely distracted with Donald's comb over, watching as lice wandered about, a few leaping off into Botch's beard to join Staphanie's crabs.
The next day, Bernie brought Botch his title. Seeing the dried shit on the paper plate and thinking it was chocolate cake, Botch ate some.
"HUH? I'M HUNGRY," Botch said before FINALLY approaching the Vampyre Gaybar and entering, Donald following.
Inside, he found Cunner sucking Diper's hairy nipples while Gidboots pissed in his own face, trying to get Diper's attention as usual.
