Posted at 11:44 pm on May 10, 2016 by:
Chane McMahon
Here Comes the SUPREMACY
All eyes were fixed at the CreatureTron and just like that Chane McMahon emerged triumphanly at the hundreds of thousands in attendance!!! The glopdrillionaire prince did a lil shuffle with his feet and fell on his face for about 7 hours and then after the EMTs left the area after attending Chane- The boy plunder struts to the ring and enters it for another CreatureMania Moment! In the ring was a covered sheet on top of a podium of some kind....
Chane McMahon: There are moments and there are CreatureMania Moments! And let me tell ya after what I have in store for you folks- you will never again look at CreatureWrestling quite in the same way again because we KNOW what IS best for business..... Since the Supremacy has emerged here in CreatureWrestling we've turned a lot of heads. Some may question our motives, and our sanity, and our use of crabs, but let me tell you one thing folks.... are you not entertained? That's right. You KNOW you want this because we tell you that you can HAVE this..... [the fans are completely confused at Chane's 'choice' of words and meanings] That's right.... soak it all in because SUPREMACY RULES. Well going back to my story about how I was born you see when I was just a little billionaire kid of 5 my daddy had a swing set.....
[5 years later]
so without further wait... further suspense.... I present to you... oh wait... wait.... We cannot have an announcement without my BEAUTIFUL girlfriend, I mean, Sister..... Staphanie.... come on to poppa!