Posted at 3:53 am on Aug 12, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion)
You wouldn't know good seafood IF IT LANDED ON YOUR FACE!
Staphanie delivered a weak snapmare, Sheri able to easily roll out of the way when Staph attempted to follow it up by stomping one of her whore heels into Sheri's face. The stiff miss caused Staph to stumble backwards into the ropes.
"Stay still and TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCH!" Staph screeched, intentionally stomping a heel down on one of her slimy crabs in frustration.
Sheri was more than tired of dealing with Staph and was ready to put an end to her debut match. Quickly rising to her own feet, she approached Staph who was overly distracted with trying to find more crabs to stomp. Delivering a series of stiff knife edge chops to Staph's globdrillionaire puppies, Sheri forced her into the corner. She then yanked Staph back out of the corner by her greasy hair and drove her to the mat with a hard cutter. Rather than get what would be an easy pinfall on Staph, she decided to climb the turnbuckle, looking to finish Staph off with something a little bigger.
On the outside, Chane began to frantically slap the mat, realizing the deep trouble his sister was in. Unable to make her stir, he bent down for a moment and grabbed something from the arena floor before sliding into the ring. The referee immediately confronted Chane, only to have Chane throw a handful of Staph's crabs into his unsuspecting face. Screaming in pain now as the crabs clung to his face for their new home, the ref was rendered useless.
Sheri's back was turned at that exact moment, preparing to perform a moonsault. Before she could make the leap, Chane ran behind her and tightly grabbed her legs.
Squirming, trying to both get free and not fall off of the turnbuckle, she shouted, "Let go of me, shithead!"
Chane only smiled stupidly at this remark before giving one more tug, throwing Sheri off of the turnbuckle to the mat below. Before Sheri could recover, he worked fast to drag Staphanie over Sheri so he could count.
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It was completely unfair and the crowd acknowledged this with loud boos, but the timekeeper had no other choice than to ring the bell. The sharp clang did a lot to get Sheri moving. However, Staph and Chane moved faster and were already to the ramp by the time Sheri was up again. Sheri and Staph shared a hate-filled glare, Staph clutching the boob-shaped Women's Championship underneath her own jiggly boobs.
