Posted at 1:12 am on May 24, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion)
Oh good, my first challenger!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there, Darkspade!" Chane said, covering his balls with one hand just in case there was another kick in store for him. "If you want the Women's Championship, take it! I think you've made your point!"
Cole: "Does this mean Spade is the CW Women's Champion?!"
JBL: "Chane said he can have it, so I guess it does!"
Spade looked at the title, still holding it up, Staphanie's blood dripping down the plate. He wanted Chane's blood to join it, but before he could try, Staph knocked Spade to the mat from behind by digging her dirty nails into his back like they were claws. She then mounted him and started smacking him in the face repeatedly with her puppies.
Unfortunately for Spade, his attack on her combined with her counter-attack caused the puppies to come loose and he ended up with her bare, hairy, crusty, stretched nipples sliding all over his face. He kept his mouth shut tightly to avoid tasting one.
JBL: "THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T PG-13!"
