Posted at 5:09 am on Jun 12, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion)
My crabs will get all over your cat!
A referee couldn't get down to the ring fast enough as Sheri was already sending Staphanie's puppies flying up to smack her in the face again several more times. The audience watched in shock as Staph's puppies seemingly took on a life of their own, even giving Chane a good smack in the face to knock him out of the ring. By the time their assault on their owner stopped, Staph had a bloody nose and stumbled around the ring screaming.
"I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WORK IN MY COMPANY AGAIN!" Staph said in her usual screech as the ref rang the bell to officially start the match. "You think you can just EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF ALL MY FANS? Bitch, you just messed with the WRONG BITCH!"
Staph finally stuffed her puppies back into her top, much to Sheri's relief despite the fun she was having using them as a weapon. When Staph looked up from her top, Sheri was charging across the ring at her. The eyes of Chane's Little Girl went wide before she was knocked to the mat with a crossbody, ending up in a pin attempt.
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With a series of grunts and queefs, Staphanie managed to kick out, Chane dancing around on the outside in relief. Unconcerned by the kick out, Sheri dragged Staph up by her tangled, greasy hair and whipped her into a corner. Nearly in tears, Staph fell to a seated position. Sheri considered giving her a bronco buster, but pretty sure Staph would actually enjoy that, she opted to dropkick Staph right in the puppies instead. She quickly regretted that too, finding herself propelled back across the ring by the bouncy implants, crashing to the mat.
