We are taken inside of the Vampire Gaybar where we see various douches that have been 'hiding out' in the closet. The camera man is clearly nervous as gay vampires look him over as he pans the camera around- anywhere from Cunner working the poles, showing his beer belly and a slit of his swollen vagina as he fails to bend backwards, to Gidboots still trying to rap while doodling stick figures with a crayon on a piss-covered bar counter.
FINALLY their heroin emerges from throwing up in the men's bathroom.... it was Diper!
Diper: MY ENTRANCE COME UP YET? SO I WON?!
The fans watching were stunned at her ugliness and years and years and years and years and and and years of having her discount juices plugged up by her hair clots but she also had a hard time exiting the archway as her gigantic bushy natty wig was so stiff with cum that she couldn't get free! Finally Cunner smelt the sweet sweet smell of familiar stale cum and got on all fours like a mutt and leaped over to his master. In glee- Cunner licked off the stale cum from out of Diper's wig and he was petted along with given a turd as a treat for his 'services' well tendered.
Diper farted as she attempted to walk to her usual barstool... complete with a card on the top of the stool saying "Reserved for the Flat Breasted Bitch" With a fine print on the bottom of the paper saying "Consequence for sitting here, other than STDs, 'I am gunna write about you in a locked message board. Yeah that will teach you!'"
The Vampire Gaybar was clearly a haven for complete, sex deprived, unintelligent, idiots.
Suddenly the man of the hour also appeared but not in the Vampire Gaybar... clear across the street at a 7-11 was Donald Grump... he was ordering a Slurpee while telling a Latino worker that he was going to make 'America Great Again' and he was going to do this by spreading the teachings of Supersuck and Devilz Lardass all across the airways!
The Latino worker rolled his eyes and when he went over fill Donald's cup up- he took a deep long breath and SPIT his lime gelatin into the cup for some Mexican flavoring.
Once Donald got the Slurpee- he elected to not pay saying that he didn't have any money from another failed business and bankruptcy.... and exits the 7-11... then to his amazement his SUV was surrounded by a BRICK WALL complete with graffiti sprayed on it saying "Donald Grump Sucks"!! While Donald Grump was occupied trying to rub the graffi off with his dick- we all hear something coming in the far far off distance......
