CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 10:23 pm on May 20, 2016 by: Chane McMahon (Supreme Director)

I AM HERE BABEH

Chane was oozing pre-cum from under his pants which everyone could plainly see from the stain left behind as his sister arrived, slutty and delicious as always!!!

With a smile, Chane raised the mic to his lips again for another glorious proclamation....

Chane McMahon: MAN who could deny my beautiful sister! Staph, my gorgeous, sexy, smart and delicious Staph. On behalf of the entire world we cannot thank you ENOUGH for your courageous business smarts and plump FINE titties!!!!!!! That is why history WILL be made again on the stage which started it all, folks...

[the sound of drum rolls are played along with Chane taking his hands off of Staph's tits and placing them on the sheet on top of the podium.... upon revealing A BRAND NEW TITLE....]

Chane McMahon: WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT STAPHANIE IS OUR WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!!!

Staph was so excited that crabs were flying out of her mouth!!!

Other messages in this thread:

=CW Proudly Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 4:07:02 PM on 04/19/2016

CREATUREMANIA 13: BROKEN FUTURES - CreatureWrestling - 4:20:12 PM on 04/19/2016

Special "King" Memorandum - CreatureWrestling - 4:56:51 PM on 04/19/2016

I....... I have RETURNED!!! Awwh! - Gunjinn (European SEX God) - 7:21:15 PM on 04/20/2016

THAT ATROPHY IS YOURS. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 8:45:07 PM on 04/21/2016

Hey.... - ?????????? - 11:43:18 PM on 04/21/2016

At least my entrance won't take several hours. - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 5:22:47 AM on 04/24/2016

Enter the Final Contestant.... - ????? - 5:01:35 PM on 05/05/2016

YOU'D GOT A 141 2/3 CHAINS OF WOMEN. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 10:23:23 PM on 05/07/2016

Who invited these two idiots!? - DARKSPADE - 9:40:36 PM on 05/19/2016

I figured they were your friends. They have about as little of a chance to win this match as you. - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 12:22:43 AM on 05/22/2016

No no no... NO Pantalones! - Gunjinn - 6:15:20 PM on 06/05/2016

SHUT UP JOE PANTOLIANO. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 5:28:48 AM on 06/19/2016

A little late but still effective! - DARKSPADE - 11:13:31 PM on 07/25/2016

MY PERIOD'S LATE! - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 7:38:25 PM on 08/07/2016

Bowing Down Already? - DARKSPADE - 8:04:22 PM on 08/19/2016

Clearly not. You must need glasses. - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 3:46:07 AM on 08/28/2016

Maybe I should Know what you're cable of! - DARKSPADE - 10:08:38 PM on 09/14/2016

I'M CAPABLE OF KICKING YOUR ASS! - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion) - 8:36:02 PM on 09/23/2016

CreatureMania Moment: 'Supremacy Rules' - CreatureWrestling - 4:56:29 PM on 04/19/2016

Here Comes the SUPREMACY - Chane McMahon - 11:44:55 PM on 05/10/2016

Here I cum daddy! - Staphanie McMahon - 8:43:54 PM on 05/13/2016

I AM HERE BABEH - Chane McMahon (Supreme Director) - 10:23:04 PM on 05/20/2016

Show me how Supreme you really are! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 12:52:11 AM on 05/22/2016

UNHOLY HELL NO - ????? - 5:26:50 PM on 05/23/2016

Oh good, my first challenger! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 1:12:31 AM on 05/24/2016

Someone call those puppies a vet, they look sick! - ????? ????? - 3:40:47 AM on 05/25/2016

Those puppies have been on life support for far far too long. - DARKSPADE - 5:44:53 PM on 05/31/2016

Enough of puppies, I think we have a cat fight brewing! - Sheri Stull - 5:50:55 AM on 06/01/2016

My crabs will get all over your cat! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 5:09:56 AM on 06/12/2016

No need to get all crabby! - Sheri Stull - 8:28:49 AM on 06/16/2016

This is MY ring, I'll be as CRABBY AS I WANT! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 2:45:05 AM on 06/19/2016

Those are some crabs I'd never want seconds on! - Sheri Stull - 7:11:35 AM on 06/27/2016

Not even if it was a crab buffet? That hurts this bitch's feelings! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 4:31:08 AM on 07/13/2016

Check please! This seafood has gone bad! - Sheri Stull - 7:13:22 AM on 08/08/2016

You wouldn't know good seafood IF IT LANDED ON YOUR FACE! - Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion) - 3:53:36 AM on 08/12/2016

Soon-to-Be Championship Un-Championship: Botch Recliner(c) VS Diper - CreatureWrestling - 4:56:13 PM on 04/19/2016

YANNO I ALREADY WON ALREADY! - Diper - 9:46:13 PM on 04/20/2016

I DILDO WON, YOU WON. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 7:47:52 AM on 04/21/2016

WHERES MY UNIVERSAL COMBAT TITY©?? - Diper - 7:41:46 PM on 04/22/2016

ANYONE KNOWS, WAS TO KNOW, WHERE YOUR TITTY IS TOO? - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 3:12:12 AM on 04/25/2016

I WON WITH MY CRABS RIGHT? YANNO - Diper - 5:11:17 AM on 04/25/2016

THE ONLY PLATE YOU WON'T IS IN A DIPER'S DIP. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 4:30:01 AM on 04/30/2016

IF i RAN THIS PLACE I'D BE WRITING ABOUT HOW MY FAKE TITS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE! - Diper - 11:45:28 PM on 05/01/2016

THEY DISTILLERY ARE BUTTER THAN MY PEAKS. - Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion) - 11:12:12 PM on 05/05/2016

THIS AINT DONE!!! THIS AINT DONE i AM NOT DONE!!!!!! i ALWAYS WIN DAMMIT!!! THAT'S IT i AM GUNNA WRITE ABOUT U IN MY DIP!!! YEAH THAT'D TEACH U TO SUCK MY COCK - Diper - 5:19:05 PM on 05/06/2016

CW Dual Core Championship: Deadblood & Darkspade VS Shi Dorsujun Ku & Red Spyder - CreatureWrestling - 4:55:58 PM on 04/19/2016

I can't even pronounce my partner's name, but who cares? I'm here to win this! - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 7:42:54 AM on 04/21/2016

Enter the DEVASATOR FROM HEAVEN! - Shi Dorsujun Ku (Devastator from Heaven) - 3:57:04 PM on 04/21/2016

It's not MY Absolute Undisputed Championship, but I'll take one of these too. - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 7:09:48 AM on 04/24/2016

I already have an AWESOME title.... but, I wouldn't mind snatching onto another one.... even if it means with you...... - DARKSPADE (Absolute Undisputed Champion) - 3:56:46 AM on 04/25/2016

Your head mounted above my fireplace would be a much better prize. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 3:18:35 AM on 04/30/2016

You want teamwork? Well try this on for size! - DARKSPADE - 11:22:50 PM on 05/04/2016

Teamwork? What's that? - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 9:47:15 PM on 05/07/2016

Kick em while they're down! - Sheri Stull - 10:41:56 PM on 05/07/2016

And Set Them on Fire! - DARKSPADE - 11:27:55 PM on 05/10/2016

No thanks. She already set me on fire once before. :( - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 5:29:40 AM on 05/14/2016

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No beef for me, thanks. I'm on a diet. - Sheri Stull - 5:33:54 AM on 05/14/2016

One Down.... One to GO! - DARKSPADE - 5:38:39 PM on 06/05/2016

Let's clean up the rest of this trash! - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 4:50:41 AM on 06/19/2016

The Tide of the Match Changes! - DARKSPADE - 7:18:53 PM on 06/21/2016

Don't count us out just yet! - Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion) - 1:45:42 AM on 06/26/2016

What if I just make you bleed out? - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 1:47:05 AM on 06/26/2016

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