Posted at 5:22 am on Apr 24, 2016 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
At least my entrance won't take several hours.
The next battle royal entrant was hardly a surprise, though his choice in clothing was.
Absent was Deadblood's usual black mask and matching outfit. Instead he just wore a black t-shirt with his likeness and logo on the front and jeans. His Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championship was with him however and he raised it high for all to see.
JBL: "Oh what's Deadblood doing out here? He looks as confused as Botch Recliner is! His match isn't until later either!"
Cole: "Anyone can enter this battle royal though, John, even you! And besides, dressed like that, maybe he's going to join us over here at our table!"
JBL: "That's even worse! I don't want him over here!"
At the bottom of the ramp, fireworks went off behind DB and he slid into the ring, much to JBL's relief. Handing off his title to the referee, he watched with his other opponents as Botch dropped down to do push ups, not even managing one before falling flat on his face. Scotty Halls stumbled to stand over Botch and the crowd was expecting another 'Hey YO', but Scotty instead burped up beer onto Botch's back, causing Botch let out a HUH?.
Shaking his head at the ignorance sharing the ring with him, Deadblood waited to see who else would be joining them...