Posted at 12:22 am on May 22, 2016 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
I figured they were your friends. They have about as little of a chance to win this match as you.
Botch sat up and, seemingly more aware and functional than he'd been in years, stood to grab Darkspade from behind and give him an inverted DDT. Botch didn't stumble or even let out an OWWWWWWWWW or HUH?. In fact, he logically followed up the move with an elbow drop.
JBL: "What the hell's going?!"
Deadblood was up and tried to attack Botch, but he ended up on the mat too after receiving a vertical suplex. Botch stood back up and the crowd watched in astonishment, wondering how Botch might surprise them next. Botch instead swayed before falling back to the mat, letting out a loud snore.
Cole: "I think Botch was... sleep wrestling!"
Scotty stumbled over to Spade and Deadblood, belching and farting, vomit dribbling down his chin, and said, "Hey..."
Scotty then just stood there as the match continued. Gunjinn getting back to his feet, he picked up Deadblood and whipped him into the corner. Rather than charging after DB, Gunjinn started doing the ding dong again. He soon paid for this because DB ran out of the corner and flatten Gunjinn back to the mat with a rolling wheel kick.
Seeing that Darkspade was up, DB met him with a spinning heel kick. This sent the Unholy One stumbling, but between this and the other idiots in the match, he was getting quite pissed off.
Before he could fight back against DB though, Scotty turned his head right at Spade and said, "... YO!"
