Posted at 5:28 am on Jun 19, 2016 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)
SHUT UP JOE PANTOLIANO.
Everyone, including Botch, stopped what they were doing to stare at Gunjinn and his lack of pantalones. Snoring again, Botch released his hold on Darkspade and instead moved towards Gunjinn, taking him down with the Recliner Fatliner reverse STO, once again expertly pulling off the move and ending the promotion of Gunjinn's new single.
Deadblood was as confused as everyone else about Botch's sudden display of actual wrestling ability, but he knew Botch was now much more of a threat than before. He approached Botch, ready for anything. Botch didn't let DB get very close before he slammed the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion into the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Reaching down, Botch proceeded to lock DB into a sharpshooter, showing no signs of struggling with the move. DB however struggled desperately to get out of the move, his back in pain. But he lucked out when Botch suddenly let out a "HUH?" and released that hold too. Botch was awake again and completely confused about what was going on. Walking away from DB, almost tripping over him in the process, he moved into a corner and started digging around in his tights for a snack.
