Posted at 4:31 am on Jul 13, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon (COO) (Womens Champion)
Not even if it was a crab buffet? That hurts this bitch's feelings!
Rather than bouncing off the ropes, Staphanie managed to grab the top rope with her arms, hanging from them, trying to catch her breath. Sheri had other plans for Staph and charged, sending her tumbling over the top with a clothesline of her own. Crabs flying through the air, Staph landed on Chane's face with her exposed crotch.
Underneath Staph, Chane thrashed around, trying to get free as he was slowly suffocated by her crusty bush. In response, Staph began to grind on his face, moaning in pleasure as premium juices leaked into his mouth. When she stood up a moment later with a wet pop, several crabs were left behind, one stuck halfway up one of Chane's nostrils.
Queefing, Staph climbed back up onto the apron where Sheri was waiting, suplexing Staph back into the ring. Quickly, Sheri locked Staph into an armbar, the Queen of Incest screaming so loudly, more crabs shot from her crotch like a cannon. But rather than use her free hand to try attacking Sheri with, Staph reached down to rub furiously at her crotch, causing only more crabs and premium juices to spew out.
Completely disgusted when some of the premium juices began splashing back, Sheri released Staph and stood, wiping off her clothes furiously, deciding they could go right into the garbage after the match. With Sheri distracted, Staph climbed up, using the small mountain of crabs for assistance, before grabbing Sheri from behind and pinning her with a roll-up.
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Sheri kicked out and furious about this, Staph began to have a fit in the ring, jumping on both feet while screaming.
