Posted at 7:38 pm on Aug 7, 2016 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)
MY PERIOD'S LATE!
With hot turd juice dripping into his bleached goatee, Botch looked up at the two Undisputed Champions with a, "HUH?"
Both Deadblood and Darkspade cringed at the sight of Botch enjoying his vomit-inducing snack, thick streaks of brown coating his piss yellow teeth. Neither man wanted the displeasure of removing Botch from the otherwise empty ring even though he was quite docile while enjoying the shit sandwich.
"Go ahead and throw him out so we can finish this," DB said to Spade, shaking his head in disgust as he finally looked away from Botch.
"Nah, bro," Spade responded, also looking away. "This one's all you. Good luck!"
"What? I don't think so, bitch! You're not passing this off on me! You deal with him!"
"I got rid of Scotty Halls and Gunjinn! It's about time you did some work in this match! Bitch!"
Spade shoved DB towards Botch as he let out a belch that smelled like raw sewage. DB quickly backpedaled away from Botch, gagging hard at the horrendous stench that filled the ring.
Fortunately for Deadblood and Darkspade, neither man had to deal with Botch. Upon spotting a hotdog vendor in the grossed out crowd, Botch tossed what little was left of his corn-filled poop out of the ring onto a cameraman, who let out a scream of terror upon impact.
"HUH? I KNEE A DICKDOG FORK MY ASS!" Botch said before launching himself over the top rope to the outside, eliminating himself from the match in the process.
Landing belly first on the floor, Botch said, "OWWWWWWWWW!" and remained there motionless for the rest of the match.
Waving the last of the rotten smell provided by Botch from the ring, the two Undisputed Champions prepared to finally face off against each other in the match without interruption, both taking one last look at the gigantic trophy awaiting them.
